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It's so funny because no matter what you say, fans only read and hear what they want.
Quote by -Tommy Lee
It's funny about paths and rivers," he mused. "You see them go by, and suddenly you feel upset and want to be somewhere else--wherever the path or the river is going, perhaps.
Quote by -Tove Jansson
I'm just having fun. And giving a sort of second shot at childhood and life - and I need to be present to do it.
Quote by -Sandra Bullock
I was actually looking at comedies and wondered, 'Why is every comedy for a women a romantic one? I was so done! Then I said, 'Could I look at every script Jim Carrey rejected?' It didn't center around me getting a man.
Quote by -Sandra Bullock
It's funny how when you're up so late at night for so long your mind can get into these creative places, the kind of creative places that come to you when you're halfway between asleep and awake.
Quote by -Steve Wozniak
I wanted to be funny. And I'm always acknowledged for my pranks and jokes nowadays.
Quote by -Steve Wozniak
Doing funny roles is something I enjoy as I am like that in my personal life.
Quote by -Arbaaz Khan
There's something innately funny and warm about being Jewish. I think it's something to be embraced and respected.
Quote by -Ari Graynor
I was made fun of for being fat from fourth or fifth grade to eighth grade. That was pretty rough.
Quote by -Ari Graynor
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
Quote by -Will Rogers
The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you.
Quote by -Will Rogers
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
Quote by -Will Rogers
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.
Quote by -Will Rogers
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
Quote by -Will Rogers
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
Quote by -Will Rogers
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.
Quote by -Will Rogers
I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
Quote by -Will Rogers
People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.
Quote by -Will Rogers
We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?
Quote by -Will Rogers
Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.
Quote by -Will Rogers
An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
Quote by -Will Rogers
I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
Quote by -Will Rogers
It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.
Quote by -Will Rogers
If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.
Quote by -Will Rogers
There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
Quote by -Will Rogers
I'm not so much interested in the return ON my money as I am in the return OF my money.
Quote by -Will Rogers
If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there
Quote by -Will Rogers
You shouldn't say anything mean about people who can't read. You should write it instead.
Quote by -Will Rogers
I am just an old country boy in a big town trying to get along. I have been eating pretty regular and the reason I have been is because I have stayed an old country boy.
Quote by -Will Rogers