“Laughter is an orgasm of the mind.” 

“I like to walk about amidst the beautiful things that adorn the world.”

“There is wisdom in turning as often as possible from the familiar to the unfamiliar: it keeps the mind nimble, it kills prejudice, and it fosters humor.”

“love make us poets, and the approach of death should make us philosophers.”

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

The secret to humor is surprise.

It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer.

I’m always impressed by confidence, kindness and a sense of humor.