"Sometimes I feel that life has passed me by... Do you ever feel that way, Charlie Brown?" "I feel that it has knocked me down and walked all over me!"

"Lucy: Do you think you have Pantophobia, Charlie Brown? Charlie: I don't know, what is pantophobia? Lucy: The fear of Everything. Charlie: THAT'S IT!!!"

"Linus: Nothing goes on forever. All good things must come to an end... Charlie: When do the good things start?"

"Dear Valentine, I love you. Whoever you are."

"Extended empires are like expanded gold, exchanging solid strength for feeble splendor."

"Praise, like gold and diamonds, owes its value only to its scarcity."

"There are minds so impatient of inferiority that their gratitude is a species of revenge, and they return benefits, not because recompense is a pleasure, but because obligation is a pain"

"There are minds so impatient of inferiority that their gratitude is a species of revenge, and they return benefits, not because recompense is a pleasure, but because obligation is a pain."

"He was dull in a new way, and that made many think him great."

"No one ever became great by imitation."

"The superiority of some men is merely local. They are great because their associates are little."

"Avarice is generally the last passion of those lives of which the first part has been squandered in pleasure, and the second devoted to ambition. He that sinks under the fatigue of getting wealth, lulls his age with the milder business of saving it."

"Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous and dreadful."

"A man seldom thinks with more earnestness of anything than he does of his dinner."

"Linus: What would you say you want most out of life, Charlie Brown? To be happy? CB: Oh, no. I don't expect that. I really don't. I just don't want to be unhappy!"

"People shouldn't be embarrassed just because they get caught acting a little silly."

"On a beautiful day like this it would be best to stay in bed so you wouldn't get up and spoil it!"

"It's either the flu or love... The synptoms are the same."

"A beep on the nose is a sign of great affection"

"Goodbys always make my throat hurt... I need more hellos..."

"I'm dying and all I hear are insults!"

"Love is letting him win even though you know you could slaughter him."

"Beauty tips. How to look younger: Don't be born so soon."

"Never worry about tomorrow, Charlie Brown. Tomorrow will soon be today, and before you know it, today will be yesterday! I always worry about the day after tomorrow!"

"Language is only the instrument of science, and words are but the signs of ideas: I wish, however, that the instrument might be less apt to decay, and that signs might be permanent, like the things they denote"

"I hate mankind, for I think of myself as one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am."

"I am a great friend to public amusements, for they keep the people from vice."

"All wonder is the effect of novelty on ignorance"

"The use of travelling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are."

"Were it not for imagination a man would be as happy in arms of a chambermaid as of a duchess."

"That man is little to be envied whose patriotism would not gain force upon the plain of Marathon, or whose piety would not grow warmer among the ruins of Iona"

"The chief glory of every people arises from its authors."

"Sir, you are giving a reason for it, but that will not make it right"

"No, Sir, you will have much more influence by giving or lending money where it is wanted, than by hospitality"

"I wonder if there's such a thing as a spiritual dentist? I think my whole personality is full of cavities!"

"I have deep feelings of depression... What can I do about this?' 'Snap out of it! Five cents, please."

"Dearest darling, how I love you. Words cannot tell how much I love you. So forget it."

"It's better to live one day as a lion than a dozen years as a sheep."

"Love is not knowing what you're talking about."

"What if everyone in the whole world suddenly decided to run away from his problems?" "Well, at least we'd all be running in the same direction!"

"Have you ever known anyone who was happy? And was still in his right mind, I mean..."

"Only in math can you buy sixty cantaloupes and no one asks what the hell is wrong with you."

"If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself."

"All is well... That's my new philosophy..."

"It doesn't matter what you believe just so long as you're sincere."

"Empty?! You took all the cookies!" "They were crying to get out of the jar... Cookies get claustrophobia too, you know!"

"There's no sense in doing a lot of barking if you don't really have anything to say."

"Life is full of choices, but you never get any!"

"If you can't beat 'em, cooperate 'em to death!"

"Never give your heart to a blockhead."