"You try for a little happiness, and what do you get? A few memories and a fat stomach!"

"There sure are a lot of these 'instant' products on the market. Instant coffee, instant tea, instant pudding, instant cereal... instant dislike."

"This is my report on how to live... They say the best way is just to live one day at a time... If you try to live seven days at a time, the week will be over before you know it..."

"Linus: It was a short summer, Charlie Brown. Charlie Brown: And it looks like it's gonna be a looong winter."

"Your stupidity is appalling!" "Most stupidity is!"

"You know what I think my best quality is? I think I'm nice to have around. I'd hate it if I weren't around!"

"For one brief moment victory was within our grasp!" "And then the game started!"

"It's a mistake to try to avoid the unpleasant things in life... But I'm beginning to consider it..."

"The world is filled with unmarried marriage counselors."

"A kiss on the nose does much toward turning aside anger."

"The crabby little girls of today are the crabby old women of tomorrow!"

"I have observed that whenever you try to hit somebody, there is a tendency for them to try to hit you back."

"I come from a long line of generations!"

"Five hundred years from now, who'll know the difference?!"

"I don't think God wants to be worshiped. I think the only pure worship of God is by loving one another, and I think all other forms of worship became a substitute for the love that we should show one another."

"I'm depressed! I'm completely depressed! I am firmly convinced that there is no one in this world who really likes me!" "So what else is new?"

"No matter what anyone says, it's much worse to be unloved than it is to be lost in the woods." "Sometimes, I think you've been lost in the woods all your life, Charlie Brown..."

"Life is like a game, Charlie Brown... Sometimes you win... Sometimes you lose." "I'll be happy if I just make the playoffs."

"The early bird gets the worm but the late bird doesn't even get the late worm."

"You know what Oscar Wilde said, ma'am? He said, "nothing that is worth knowing can be taught". Nothing personal, ma'am... Carry on."

"Years are like candy bars... We're paying more, but they're getting shorter."

"Charlie Brown says that we're put here on earth to make others happy." "Is that why we're here? I guess I'd better start doing a better job... I'd hate to be shipped back!"

"In particular, the film 'Excalibur' was definitely one of those films that was instrumental in me realizing that I wanted to become an actor."

"I actually just bought a ranch, and I'm going grow as much of my own foods - I've got thirty chickens, and I'm going to try to live as sustainably as possible."

"I try desperately to never drink bottled water."

"If I have a long period of time away from acting, I tend to write."

"I think my favorite show of all time was 'Deadwood.'"

"I always think that the ability to fight and defend oneself is a skill that every man should have but endeavour never to use, you know?"

"English people are always surprised I'm English."

"My favorite days are at home. Spend some time in the garden, cook a couple of nice meals, watch a couple of movies. I'm pretty boring."

"There's a tendency in this Hollywood machinery to take on too much. You end up not being able to give everything you want."

"I really, really pride myself on being a professional and a man of keeping my word. It means a lot to me, truly."

"I'm pretty mercurial and a very difficult, long-winded decision-maker at the best of times."

"Good-quality travel and good-quality food are the two luxuries that I never have any guilt indulging in."

"Since I was young, I've been aware that I need time to myself to process everything."

"I think, most of the time, fame is just an inconvenience that needs to be negotiated around to get done what you're actually trying to do."

"You step in with the Seth Rogens of the world, you better have some jokes."

"I don't think I even have a clear perspective of how I'm depicted in the media."

"I do try not to dwell on the past too much, because I have a tendency to do that, and as I've gotten older, I've gotten very good at distancing myself from shoulda, woulda, coulda."

"I ride the same bike that I rode on 'Sons,' a Harley Dyna Super Glide. You know, I wish I wasn't the guy who rode the same bike he rode on his show, but the problem is there's no better bike out there."

"After all the work I've done, I feel like I'm something of an emotion-smith. We have to tap into places on a daily basis that usually people only go in a rare occasion."

"I always think it's better to take a smaller role in a great film rather than a leading role in something that you don't have complete faith in."

"I realise few people get to live the life they always wanted, but I'm so neurotic, I don't really think about it. I'm too busy thinking, 'I hope I don't screw up my next scene.'"

"I was a slightly melancholy child and I think films were a way of escaping for me."

"Being at the mercy of the acting profession, in the early days of one's career, is really brutal and feels like you have no control over your life, at all."

"They say that theater is the actor's medium, television is the writer's medium and film is the director's medium, and it's really true."

"If I went to them all dressed up and flashed a nice smile for the cameras it would probably be easier for me to get work. But I just can't tolerate it."

"I get invited to literally every single movie premiere that's going on."

"In the early part of your career you are always compared with somebody until you can stand on your own two feet."

"There are definitely worse people to be compared with. I think Brad Pitt makes interesting decisions."