"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong'. Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night."

"I think I've discovered the secret of life -- you just hang around until you get used to it."

"Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational."

"All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog."

"Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia."

"Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate."

"Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but it sure makes the rest of you lonely."

"Just thinking about a friend makes you want to do a happy dance, because a friend is someone who loves you in spite of your faults."

"Just remember, when you’re over the hill, you begin to pick up speed."

"Happiness is waking up, looking at the clock and finding that you still have two hours left to sleep."

"I think I'm afraid of being happy because whenever I get too happy something bad always happens."

"Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon."

"My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?"

"Be yourself. No one can say you're doing it wrong."

"Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Why me?", then a voice answers "Nothing personal, your name just happened to come up."

"In the Book of Life, The answers aren't in the back."

"Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone."

"I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time."

"I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong."

"I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building."

"There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people... Religion, Politics, and The Great Pumpkin."

"Happiness is anyone and anything that's loved by you."

"Never lie in bed at night asking yourself questions you can't answer."

"Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life."

"There is nothing more attractive than a nice smile"

"There is no greater burden than great potential."

"That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another...."

"No problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from!"

"There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker."

"Sometimes you lie in bed at night, and you don't have a single thing to worry about...That always worries me!"

"It always looks darkest just before it gets totally black."

"I gave up trying to understand people long ago. Now I let them try to understand me!"

"Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement."

"Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, you're the Charlie Brownest."

"Snoopy: So this is the last day of the year. Another complete year gone by and what have I accomplished this year that I haven't accomplished every other year? Nothing! (He smiles.) How consistent can you get?"

"He who does not mind his belly, will hardly mind anything else."

"All theory is against freedom of the will; all experience for it."

"No man will be found in whose mind airy notions do not sometimes tyrannize him and thus force him to hope or fear beyond the limits of sober probability"

"Sir, that all who are happy, are equally happy, is not true. A peasant and a philosopher may be equally satisfied, but not equally happy. Happiness consists in the multiplicity of agreeable consciousness."

"To strive with difficulties, and to conquer them, is the highest human felicity."

"For who is pleased with himself."

"The chains of habit are too weak to be felt until they are too strong to be broken"

"The habit of looking on the best side of every event is worth more than a thousand pounds a years."

"Claret is the liquor for boys; port for men; but he who aspires to be a hero must drink brandy."

"I feel kind of depressed today... Do you ever have the feeling that life has passed you by? Worse than that... Sometimes I think life and I are going in opposite directions!"

"Lucy: You learn more when you lose Charlie Brown: Well then I must be the smartest person in world!!!"

"To dance is to live!"

"Life is like an ice cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time."

"If you grit your teeth and show real determination, you'll always have a chance."

"Never jump into a pile of leaves with a wet sucker."