Today's circumstances are out of your control but you CAN control your response. Don't let a negative outlook kill your joy today.

Bait is made to look SO good you OVERlook the trap. Whether scratched or scarred you ALWAYS get hurt giving in to Temptation.

A wolf is no less a wolf because he's dressed in sheepskin and the devil is no less the devil because he's dressed as an angel.

All men are created to lead, but we need somebody to lead us.

There's also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny.

The temperature in that hangar would sometimes get down to 40 degrees, and very often I had to put on long underwear, which was so restrictive I suffered from an acute vascular disorder for days afterward.

I'm not quite as anonymous as I was.

And eventually as I kept writing it, something emerged that was not quite me but a version of me.

It began to dawn on me that perhaps my country needed me more at home than overseas.

The addition of nuts in salad... I always find to be beneficial.

I can't stand reading anything that I've said.

I don't write shows with dialogue where actors have to memorize dialogue. I write the scenes where we know everything that's going to happen. There's an outline of about seven or eight pages, and then we improvise it.

Sure, being a reservist wasn't as glamorous, but I was the one who had to look at myself in the mirror.

I've been in therapy. I know enough about myself now to know that I really don't need to know anymore.

I'm a walking, talking enigma.

Because shoes got by devilish ways will burn your feet.

They rung my bell to ask me. Could I recommend a maid. I said, yes, your momma.

American Heartbreak I am the American heartbreak-- The rock on which Freedom Stumped its toe-- The great mistake That Jamestown made Long ago.

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed me bang in the face.

I wish the rent Was heaven sent.

How still, How strangely still The water is today, It is not good For water To be so still that way. ~ "Sea Calm

Yet the ivory gods, And the ebony gods, And the gods of diamond-jade, Are only silly puppet gods That people themselves Have made.-

...the only way to get a thing done is to start to do it, then keep on doing it, and finally you'll finish it,....

I asked you, baby, If you understood- You told me that you didn't, But you thought you would.