"To wish you were someone else is to waste the person you are."

"I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not' Could be a summary of my book, 'Guilt Trip"

"I'm not well read, but when I do read, I read well."

"Come as you are. As you were. As I want you to be."

"I would rather be hated for what I am, then loved for what I am not."

"109. "Still never had any friends because I hate everyone for they were so phony."

"116. "To be positive at all times is to ignore all that is important, sacred and valuable. To be negative at all times is to be threatened by ridiculousness and instant discreditably."

"Punk rock should mean freedom, liking and excepting anything that you like. Playing whatever you want. As sloppy as you want. As long as it's good and it has passion."

"I would love to be erased from our association with Pearl Jam or the Nymphs and other first time offenders."

"Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint! Forever in debt to your priceless advice."

"There is plenty of H hnerfleisch in the K hlschrank. (There is plenty of chicken in the fridge)"

"I only remember a few things about Jimmy Carter. He had big lips and liked peanuts. I now know that Jimmy Carter was and is a good man."

"Married, Married, Married! Buried! Yeah yeah yeah yeah"

"I'm on my time with everyone."

"Believe everything you read"

"I won't eat anything green."

"I'm not like them But I can pretend"

"The sun is gone, but I have a light."

"No one is afraid of heights, they're afraid of falling down. No one is afraid of saying I love you, they're afraid of the answer..."

"It's better to burn out than to fade away."

"I just hope I don't become so blissful I become boring. I think I'll always be neurotic enough to do something weird."

"Here we are now, entertain us."

"I have very bad posture."

"All i want...is mac and cheese"