If you drink much from a bottle marked 'poison' it is certain to disagree with you sooner or later.

I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours.

Everything is funny, if you can laugh at it.

We're all mad here.

No, no! The adventures first, explanations take such a dreadful time.

Have I gone mad? I'm afraid so, but let me tell you something, the best people usually are.

Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe.

Why it's simply impassible! Alice: Why, don't you mean impossible? Door: No, I do mean impassible. (chuckles) Nothing's impossible!

I know who I WAS when I got up this morning, but I think I must have been changed several times since then

If everybody minded their own business, the world would go around a great deal faster than it does.

I don't think..." then you shouldn't talk, said the Hatter.

Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle.

Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

Begin at the beginning," the King said, very gravely, "and go on till you come to the end: then stop.

She generally gave herself very good advice, (though she very seldom followed it).

It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.

Meryl Streep does things I would never have thought possible... Her presence on screen is outstanding.

It's easy to fall into the trap of believing all the hype that's written about you... Who knows? In a couple of years, you might find me in the loony bin!

I love scuba diving, and I've been up and down the Amazon.

I went to a concert once when I was a little kid and ran up onstage, started dancing, started saying anything that came to my head. I was like a little vaudevillian.

I've never done drugs. That's because I saw this stuff literally every day when I was 3 or 4 years old.

Darwin's theory is as dead as he is. Everyone is surviving, fit or not. Years ago, any kid dumb enough to chase a shiny object down a well was dead, and out of the gene pool. Now they got the technology and medicine to save the fool so he can breed more open mouth breathers.

You are a white. The Imperial Wizard. Now, if you don't think this is logic you can burn me on the fiery cross. This is the logic: You have the choice of spending fifteen years married to a woman, a black woman or a white woman. Fifteen years kissing and hugging and sleeping real close on hot nights. With a black, black woman or a white, white woman. The white woman is Kate Smith. And the black woman is Lena Horne. So you're not concerned with black or white anymore, are you? You are concerned with how cute or how pretty. Then let's really get basic and persecute ugly people!

The thing with Catholicism, the same as all religions, is that it teaches what should be, which seems rather incorrect. This is what should be. Now, if you're taught to live up to a what should be that never existed - only an occult superstition, no proof of this should be - then you can sit on a jury and indict easily, you can cast the first stone, you can burn Adolf Eichmann, like that!