We can't direct the wind but we can adjust the sail.

A friend is more concerned about helping people than getting credit. A friend cares. A friend loves. A friend listens. And a friend reaches out.

In this marvelous dispensation of the fulness of times, our opportunities to give of ourselves are indeed limitless, but they are also perishable.

There are hearts to gladden... kind words to say... gifts to be given... deeds to be done.

A happy home is but and earlier Heaven.

He measures the abundant life by the capacity "to face trouble with courage, disappointment with cheerfulness, and triumph with humility.

When we are on the Lord’s errand, we are entitled to the Lord’s help. Remember that the Lord will shape the back to bear the burden placed upon it.

Home should be a haven of love. Honor, courtesy, and respect symbolize love and characterize the righteous family.

I once sacrificed something I love for the God I love even more, and He has never forgotten me for it.

Dare to be a Mormon. Dare to stand alone. Dare to have a purpose firm; Dare to make it known.

Time is a gift, a treasure not to be put aside for the future but to be used wisely in the present.

As we survey the challenges of life, that which is easy is rarely right. In fact, the course that we should properly follow appears at times impossible, impenetrable, hopeless.

Fear not. Be of good cheer. The future is as bright as your faith.

Today we have a rebirth of ancient Sodom and Gomorrah. From seldom-read pages in dusty Bibles they come forth as real cities in a real world, depicting a real malady--pernicious permissiveness.

Perhaps the surest test of an individual's integrity is his refusal to do or say anything that would damage his self-respect

Obedience brings blessings.

We learn from the hard taskmaster of experience. We discern between good and evil. We differentiate as to the bitter and the sweet. We discover that decisions determine destiny.

The world is a stage of excitement There's danger whatever you do. But if you are tempted in weakness, Have courage, my boy, to say "no.

We live so far below the level of our divine possibilities.

I testify that when we do all we can to accomplish the work that is before us, the Lord will make available to us the sacred key needed to unlock the treasure which we so much seek.

The mantle of leadership is not the cloak of comfort but rather the robe of responsibility.

It is the immutable law that the more you give away, the more you receive. You make a living by what you get, but you make a life by what you give.

If we lift one weary hand which hangs down, if we bring peace to one struggling soul, if we give as did the Master, we can—by showing the way—become a guiding star for some lost mariner.

Let us relish life as we live it and… find joy in the journey.

Blame keeps wounds open, only forgiveness heals.

Whatever ideals we would impress upon others we must first have realized in ourselves.

How does one magnify a calling? Simply by performing the service that pertains to it.

How you speak and the words you use tell much about the image you choose to portray. Use language to build and uplift those around you.

Chose your love, love your choice.

The world in which we live is filled with diversity. We can and should demonstrate respect toward those whose beliefs differ from ours.

Being wealthy when no one else is, is like being the only one at the party with a drink.

My dad's death reminds me of earthquakes - things that shake your foundation.

I wonder if to stare into the face of God will drive me crazy. (I wonder who would blink first.)

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing.

Pere Noel. Babbo Natale. Pelznickel. Topo Gigio

I had a very easy time loving an audience. But when it's one-on-one with somebody, all I wanted to do was run away, because maybe they're going to want something from me I can't give, or they're going to hurt me.

I am a thespian trapped in a man's body.

A car crossed two lanes of traffic, flipped, and landed on my dad's car. I don't blame cars. My dad loved cars. I don't have many memories of my dad. The love of cars is all I have of him, really.

I know it sounds odd, but I want to make a Rolex-quality screwdriver.

Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words 'large' or 'size' with 'rear end'. Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.

Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families.

The ego is like a kid in the basement: It's best to keep him busy.

I've gotten so far past the Android and iPhones that I'm back to a flip-phone. It's funny, you can buy antique flip-phones online. A lot of us collect them. Clearly, they're considered antiques.

I have always enjoyed do-it-yourself projects, .. Being in a position to actually help design and bring tools to market is an incredible opportunity. Being able to fund charities as a result is phenomenal.

Dogs will eat till they die. Cats will leave food in the dish, incomprehensible to a dog.

My stepfather stepped in where no man would've stepped in - six kids, five of them boys - and that's heroic.

Men often do things for women that they don't want to do, so that women will do things for men that they don't want to do.

When somebody tells you they're not very smart, they're saying exactly the opposite.

Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.

I blend memories. I blend them into one that's funny. I exaggerate to clarify.