Chemistry's a word that people who make hires and decisions say, 'Hey, you guys go out and work on your chemistry!'

I see so many people in our industry, in my own network, who throw little tantrums about things that they can't control.

I just enjoy seeing people break through those ceilings when people press them down and say, 'He can't do this or that.' It's always fun to document those types of stories when someone breaks through.

I live every day the job that I dreamed of as a boy.

The job I wanted before I was in college was to work for CBS.

If there is only one event you could work the rest of your life, it would be Augusta.

If you want to say that I am vanilla, then I can give you a long list of broadcasting giants who fall into that same category because all of them always had the same goal that is my goal to this day: It is not about me.

Someone pointed out that Dick Enberg and Curt Gowdy are the only two ever to call a Super Bowl and a Final Four. So I'll be the third. I get a kick out of putting my name in the same sentence as those other two giants.

My father is truly always by my side.

As my father went through a really, really long and dark period of his health declining and falling deeper into the abyss, I knew I was never going to let my family and my children experience this without any long-term care.

I had first-hand experience watching my father's health decline over the stretch of 13 years.

Every little crazy dream that I had has come true, and more. And I'm always mindful that this is not a birthright, that one day I would have the chance to come to Augusta every year. Just a crazy, really, almost obsession for me.

People think I can really play golf, but it's actually been almost an albatross for me. I really struggle not only to break 80, but sometimes to break 90.

People think I can just walk out and shoot 75 without taking a warm-up shot. But believe me, it's not that easy.

I think when you have a National Championship Game, a Super Bowl, a Final Four, a World Series, I don't see why there is any reason to pick out one individual as the MVP because it is about a team winning a championship. Maybe that best explains what I believe in at the core in my work as a broadcaster.

I could care less about identifying who the MVP is in a championship game.

I used to write letters to Jim McKay in college. 'Wide World of Sports' was this travelogue, really, that introduced us to sports and it introduced us to parts of the world that we had never seen before. And no one was a bigger tour guide than Mr. McKay.

The Masters is always at the front and center of my mind, and not because I'm the only one thinking about it. Other people associate me with this great event, and that's an honor.

I loved Tom Landry and Roger Staubach.

I have a pretty good memory.

I would like to work 50 Masters Tournaments.

I love what I do. Every show is it's own challenge and I love it.

To me, I'm a storyteller.

I got a GED when I was 21 and it doesn't mean anything to me now. I'm still a high school dropout and I like the fact that I've had a good life without that.

A lot of racism is paternalism. A lot of people hide their own racism because they treat blacks, minorities and other groups like children because deep down they feel superior and better than these people. And they don't feel like they should just treat a guy like a guy.

You know, a comedian's comedian is just that - it's a guy who's original and funny and can make comics laugh.

It's really hard to truly want people who you hate to have the right to say whatever they want. And we all disguise the ugly self-centeredness of it.

I don't care if I offend people. I really don't care.

I don't really like Phil Robertson and I think his opinion about gay marriage is stupid. But in a country where we want an honest conversation, we have to realize that part of the honest conversation is hearing things we don't like and discussing them.

I never expect anything. The more good things that happen the better, but I never expect anything.

I date but nothing really long term. I haven't had much luck. I probably haven't met the right woman. Most probably know to stay away from me.

I got really lucky that at age 12, I knew I just wanted to be a dancing monkey in front of people and entertain them, or try to. It's amazing that at age 12 I realized what a needy life I was gonna have.

I like Fox, but I also like Anderson Cooper and Don Lemon.

A lot of times the mainstream public loves something, critics will hate it and then they'll think the public is stupid and they're above the public.

Well, audiences will laugh at a lot of things that comedians won't.

I don't worry about the crowds agreeing with me anymore. I want them to laugh and have a good time, but I think they can disagree with you and still enjoy it.

It's surreal to be hanging out on Ozzy's patio with him talking politics. It's so funny when people doubt that he's with it because he's a really sharp, smart guy.

I don't have jokes that I can't defend.

Don Lemon is one of my favorites. I love him.

I figure I do a lot of things, none of them particularly well.

Being a harsh, dirty comic, the last person on earth I ever expected to help my career was Jay Leno. I had always thought of performing on 'The Tonight Show' as an unachievable goal, because I bought into the myth that only squeaky clean, family-friendly material would be welcome there.

I'm afraid if I start to enjoy life, the rug will be yanked out from beneath me.

I choose to believe that we are addicted to the rush of being offended, the idea of it, rather than believing we have become a nation of emasculated children whose only defense against an abyss of emotional agony is a trigger warning.

I'm boring. I really don't do much.

I get away with 10 times more on 'Leno' than I would on any other show.

Regular people are the problem. It's not the government, it's not the invasive Big Brother, it's the fact that we're a nation of snitches and nosey people who then cry when somebody wants our personal information. I'm talking about people who are being voyeuristic to people's privacy.

I'm a much nicer guy than people think I'm going to be.

I'm always tired.

The image people have of comedians staring defiantly over a stationary line of good taste is simply inaccurate. We don't approach this line, put our toes over it arrogantly and then scamper back to safety. The line doesn't exist.

To me the important thing for a comic to be is emotionally honest.