Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.

Do your kids a favor - don't have any.

If you can laugh together, you can work together.

Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral.

With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!

Knowledge forbidden? Suspicious, reasonless. Why should their Lord Envy them that? Can it be a sin to know? Can it be death?

Who overcomes By force, hath overcome but half his foe.

Luck is the residue of design.

Did I request thee, Maker, from my clay To mould me man? Did I solicit thee From darkness to promote me?

The mind is a universe and can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven.

So dear I love him, that with him all deaths I could endure, without him live no life.

Ah, why should all mankind For one man's fault, be condemned, If guiltless?

They also serve who only stand and wait.

Be strong, live happy and love, but first of all Him whom to love is to obey, and keep His great command!

What though the field be lost? All is not Lost; the unconquerable will, And study of revenge, immortal hate, And the courage never to submit or yeild.

This horror will grow mild, this darkness light.

For so I created them free and free they must remain.

Such sweet compulsion doth in music lie.

What is dark within me, illumine.

Freely they stood who stood, and fell who fell.

O sun, to tell thee how I hate thy beams That bring to my remembrance from what state I fell, how glorious once above thy sphere.

A mind not to be changed by place or time. The mind is its own place, and in itself Can make a heav'n of hell, a hell of heav'n.

Where the bright seraphim in burning row Their loud uplifted angel trumpets blow.

Our state cannot be severed, we are one, One flesh; to lose thee were to lose myself.

From his lips/Not words alone pleased her.

Farewell Hope, and with Hope farewell Fear

Innocence, Once Lost, Can Never Be Regained. Darkness, Once Gazed Upon, Can Never Be Lost.

Never can true reconcilement grow where wounds of deadly hate have pierced so deep...

A good book is the precious life-blood of a master spirit, embalmed and treasured up on purpose to a life beyond life.

I sung of Chaos and Eternal Night, Taught by the heav'nly Muse to venture down The dark descent, and up to reascend...

Give me the liberty to know, to utter, and to argue freely according to conscience, above all liberties.

Thou canst not touch the freedom of my mind.

Yet he who reigns within himself, and rules Passions, desires, and fears, is more a king.

And so sep lchred in such pomp dost lie, That kings for such a tomb would wish to die.

How soon hath Time, the subtle thief of youth, Stol'n on his wing my three-and-twentieth year!

The chance to be seen as a warm, witty guy is too good an opportunity for a politician to miss.

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.

Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet.

Telling a joke is risk taking. Younger people are more insecure and not willing to put themselves on the line, so a quick one-liner is much safer.

I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it 'arm around the shoulder' humor. Now they go for the jugular and they take no prisoners. It's mean, mean stuff.

The Playboy calendar this year has some tip-top models. Any more top and they'd tip.

They're combining that new fertility drug with a birth control pill for people who don't want triplets.

I had a terrible fight with my wife on New Year's Eve. She called me a procrastinator. So I finished addressing the Christmas cards and left.

Humor gives presidents the chance to be seen as warm, relaxed persons. Humor reaches out and puts its arm around the listener and says, 'I am one of you, I understand,' and implicitly it promises, 'I will do something about your problems.

A sigh is an amplifier for people who suffer in silence.

The mind is its own place, and in itself can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven..

What hath night to do with sleep?

Better to reign in Hell, than to serve in Heaven.

Solitude sometimes is best society.