My birthday is always around Thanksgiving, and I always had to have turkey on my birthday. My mom was always, 'Let's celebrate your birthday on Thanksgiving.' My other siblings got to have special dinners they liked. I resented turkey. For a long time, I hated turkey. I've kind of gotten over it.

He goes off and everyone's just laughing. He makes people feel better. It was this 90-year-old's birthday and he got her a cupcake and wished her happy birthday over the loudspeaker.

If I'm about to forget my kid's birthday, I want the phone to scream at me until I do something about it.

I threw my son, Brandon, a rave for his birthday and I fully set it up like a crazy rave with lights and sound, me and my partner DJ'd - I got Mix Master Mike from the Beastie Boys to come DJ for a bit.

I've spent many birthdays on a movie set, all great days.

I've spent many birthdays on a movie set, all great days.

Know when your space is too small for you...and you have to birthed to the next level!

A person can't help their birth.

What is high birth to him to whom high birth has never been the theme of his contemplation? What is a throne to him who has never dreamed of a throne?

The real minimum wage is zero.

"Celebrate the Birthday in your own village. You need not travel long distances to where I physically am!"

I don't know any other way I would have rather spent my birthday. These kids are really special.

My team gave me a great birthday present. They are a special group. They came out with a lot of heart.

"New Year's Day is every man's birthday."

"It's very special having a new little girl."

"I'm glad I was born when I was. My time was the golden age of variety. If I were starting out again now, maybe things would happen for me, but it certainly would not be on a variety show with 28 musicians, 12 dancers, two major guest stars, 50 costumes a week by Bob Mackie. The networks just wouldn't spend the money today."

"Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head."

"I come from Texas, and my grandmother and mother were born in Arkansas."

“The two moments are much alike: birth and death are made of the same fabric.” 

On the day of your birth, the Creator filled countless storehouses, set aside for your use and yours alone.

“Childbirth is more admirable than conquest, more amazing than self-defense, and as courageous as either one.” 

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds.