"I'm the flavor of the month."

"When you're young you believe it when people tell you how good you are. And that's the danger, you inhale. Everyone will tell you you're a genius, which you are not, and if you understand that, you win."

"I'd think, 'In a relationship, we should never have his kind of fight.' Then, instead of figuring out how to make it work, I looked for a way to get out of it. The truth is, you shouldn't be married if your that kind of person."

"I grew up in the world of bad television, on my dad's sets and then as a young schmuck on dating shows and so on."

"I don't like to share my personal life... it wouldn't be personal if I shared it."

"I don't care. Charlton Heston is the head of the National Rifle Association. He deserves whatever anyone says about him."

"I'm not smart enough and I don't know enough about what's going on."

"The government itself is running exactly like the Sopranos and they sit back and they make deals. And they say okay, 'I'm going do this: France, you're getting the pipelines.'"

"America can't beat anyone anymore."

"We're picking on people we can beat."

"After doing One Fine Day and playing a pediatrician on ER, I'll never have kids. I'm going to have a vasectomy."

"I do know something about the news world. I was sitting on the floors of newsrooms since I was seven years old, and I've been around them my whole life. I understand that someone looks at a story with famous people in it, and you want to put it out."

"It's possible for me to make a bad movie out of a good script, but I can't make a good movie from a bad script."

"I had to stop going to auditions thinking, 'Oh, I hope they like me.' I had to go in thinking I was the answer to their problem."

"For me, the definition of a patriot is someone who is willing to constantly question the government; that's what separates us from other countries."

"My parents were disappointed I didn't finish college, and they were really upset when I went to Hollywood to become an actor. I was a big disappointment to them."

"I go on YouTube when somebody says to look something up."

"There is a strange pecking order among actors. Theatre actors look down on film actors, who look down on TV actors. Thank God for reality shows, or we wouldn't have anybody to look down on."

"There's no connection between al-Qaeda and Iraq."

"You make a lot of films, do you? You make a lot of films yourself? Yeah, I'd like to see you make a film first before you get to talk about it. What a jerk."

"The simple truth is that everyone has an opinion, everyone has the right to voice it, and they should if they want to."

"Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs, and I've been to too many parties."

"You have only a short period of time in your life to make your mark, and I'm there now."

"They say I was a bad Batman, that it was my fault, that I buried the franchise. But the truth is, it was a big project. I was pretty intimidated in that world. I did the best I could in the situation I was given."