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The real test of an anchor is when there's a very big event. Sept. 11 is the quintessential example of that, and that day it took everything that I knew as an anchor, as a citizen, as a father, as a husband, to get through it.
Quote by -Tom Brokaw
I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?
Quote by -Phyllis Diller
I met my husband when a friend sent him over to my house to cure my hiccoughs.
Quote by -Phyllis Diller
My mother-in-law must be the probation officer I got for the crime I committed of marrying my husband.
Quote by -Phyllis Diller
Your husband drinks too much if he says he never drinks alone, but considers the goldfish somebody.
Quote by -Phyllis Diller
Your husband is lazy if when he leaves the house, he finds out which way the wind is blowing and goes that direction.
Quote by -Phyllis Diller
Your husband is lazy if the directions on his medicine say, "A teaspoon before going to bed," and in one day he uses seven bottles.
Quote by -Phyllis Diller
Your husband is lazy if coffee doesn't keep him awake - even when it's hot and being spilled on him.
Quote by -Phyllis Diller
Once my husband said to me, 'I'm going to have some coffee. Do you want me to put some hot water on for you?' I thought that was the least he could do considering I was giving birth.
Quote by -Phyllis Diller
I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch."
Quote by -Phyllis Diller
This woman goes into a gun shop and says, 'I want to buy a gun for my husband.' The clerk says, 'Did he tell you what kind of gun?' 'No,' she replied. 'He doesn't even know I'm going to shoot him.
Quote by -Phyllis Diller
This woman goes into a gun shop and says, 'I want to buy a gun for my husband.' The clerk says, 'Did he tell you what kind of gun?' 'No,' she replied. 'He doesn't even know I'm going to shoot him.
Quote by -Phyllis Diller
My husband is so useless that it's hard for me to be romantic with him. I get down on the floor and say, If you love me, blink your eyes.
Quote by -Phyllis Diller
If your husband wants to lick the beaters on the mixer, shut them off before you give them to him.
Quote by -Phyllis Diller
The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.
Quote by -Phyllis Diller
Remarrying a husband you've divorced is like having your appendix put back in.
Quote by -Phyllis Diller
My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked.
Quote by -Phyllis Diller
“I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting.”Â
Quote by -Milton Berle
"You know... there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time.... husband!!!"
Quote by -Bill Maher
"A husband and wife ought to continue united so long as they love each other. Any law which should bind them to cohabitation for one moment after the decay of their affection would be a most intolerable tyranny, and the most unworthy of toleration."
Quote by -Percy Bysshe Shelley
My husband is a very present husband, and that has made going to work feel easier. I don't feel guilty. I definitely feel less guilt because I know he's there during breakfast, lunch and supper if I'm not.
Quote by -Jennifer Lawrence
My husband wasn't put off by it - he thought it was hilarious to see me dressed as Dylan! He didn't particularly want to kiss me with stubble all over my face - it felt a bit odd! But I think he's used to it [the make-up process].
Quote by -Cate Blanchett