I'm never afraid to die. I think that's the best thing that can happen to somebody is they get to move on and do something better.

Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan. They'd all fit more under the Libertarian label than the modern day Republican label.

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours a day. They've effectively legalized everything there.

My fans are pretty normal, they are always really nice and polite, and they don't interrupt my meals.

It doesn't matter how smart you are; to audition for 'Jeopardy,' you just have to luck out and know what they're asking you that day.

I'm down to earth; people sense that and they appreciate it.

I'm a big believer in overcoming and achieving and doing things and not feeling sorry for yourself.

The Marines gave me a really strong sense of discipline and a work ethic that kicks in at my job.

I learned how to believe in myself. Learned how to set goals, you know, self help books man. I just read every single one I can get a hold of, and I still do.

I always run in the morning on an empty stomach, and I'll go through a bottle and a half of water. Then I have a protein drink or I eat egg whites.

There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it.

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

I love Las Vegas. I like that Las Vegas has everything. Everything and anything you want to do, you can do in Las Vegas.

For 'Power of 10,' you can look at the methodology at CBS.com, it's a company called Rasmussen Reports. We poll thousands and thousands of people for each question, a real cross section of the United States.

I honestly think that it automatically hurts me if I said that I supported the war in Iraq and I support the troops. That automatically kills me for getting a bunch of movies, a bunch of TV shows. People don't want to hear from me.

I tried out for 'Jeopardy' once, when they came to Cleveland, but I didn't make it.

I am never out there just jogging for the heck of it. I never do that. I start to run with a goal in mind, whether it's a certain time or certain distance or a specific heart-rate goal, and then I am done.

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show.

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.

Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.

The easiest diet is, you know, eat vegetables, eat fresh food. Just a really sensible healthy diet like you read about all the time.

Oh, and once, when I was in the Marines, I got a perfect score on my physical fitness test.

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.