There's also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny.

You have to discover when you're inadequate to be funny and you don't know you're inadequate when you're a kid.

I defy anyone to produce any evidence that the word 'happy' has ever crossed my lips. I am not now, nor have I ever been, 'happy.'

Well, after the divorce, I went home and turned all the lights on!

If you really wanna be a rebel, read your bible.

When people let youd own, God will pick you up.

Run after God. Be who you're created to be, and you'll run into the people who are doing the same thing, and those are the people that you'll want to be with.

I think we're all wounded, but some of us, when we experience the healing of those wounds, that they scar and scab over.

God sometimes takes us into troubles waters not to drown us, but to cleanse us.

God is not bothered by your persistence. Keep asking.

Freedom in Christ allows you to control the desires that once controlled you.

All men are created to lead, but we need somebody to lead us.

We rushed to Haiti. We Adopt in Asia. We empathize with Africa. But struggle to humanize our struggles here in the states.

Dear Hip Hop, we can't scream 'murder, misogyny, lawlessness' in our music & then turn around and ask for equality & justice.

We find worth in jobs, money, & performance so we can hide how worthless we feel inside. Acknowledge the pain to be healed.

Sin is like an incredible meal that becomes poisonous venom in your stomach. What you eat on Earth you may digest in Hell...

A wolf is no less a wolf because he's dressed in sheepskin and the devil is no less the devil because he's dressed as an angel.

Some work hard to acquire money only to find in the end that money acquired them.

You don't need to be accepted by everyone else to get reaccepted by the one who made you.

A great storm puts out a little fire but feeds a strong one. Trials conquer weak faith but grow a strong faith.

Sex, drugs, money, power etc. Just because you get to choose your master doesn't mean you aren't a slave.

When you’re reminded that God owes you nothing you find yourself more grateful and less entitled.

Even in our best shape we are a brittle piece of mortality. Your life is a breath, don't waste it.

A man who is too afraid to admit his fears is a man who won’t overcome them.

Bait is made to look SO good you OVERlook the trap. Whether scratched or scarred you ALWAYS get hurt giving in to Temptation.

We spend so much time condemning, critiquing, and copying culture we miss on actually changing it. Be a creator not a hater.

Forgiving the people that hurt us most allows us to heal from the wounds they left.

If God has called you to something, He will equip you to be what He has called you to be. If He has called you to be a responsible, faithful, diligent leader, as a man, He will equip you to do that.

Suppressing your hurts is like not tending to a bullet wound. Eventually you will bleed out. Dont numb pain, express it.

Today's circumstances are out of your control but you CAN control your response. Don't let a negative outlook kill your joy today.

Prayer isn't where we change God, but He changes us. Instead of praying for OUR desires, let's pray He burden us with HIS.

I think success is being exactly who God called us to be and fighting to your death to live that out.

Most of the things we spend our lives chasing will turn to dust in the end.

Your money, your singleness, marriage, talent and time, they were loaned to you to show the world that Christ is Divine

Christians aren't people who never sin or always do the right thing. We're people who live in continual repentance.

Never assume people's motives. It's the easiest way to find yourself upset over nothing or misjudging people

Make the most of your life instead of comparing it to everyone else's.

When you're worrying you're not praying. Stop worrying start praying.

Money cannot purchase joy. It buys temporary distractions.

You are not defined by your possessions, looks, or popularity. You are made in God's image.

I got the best of Jesus. He got the worst of me.

Some of us are more concerned with our reputation than our character. The latter takes care of the former.

Life is like a dice, so watch the ones you're rolling with.

You can't celebrate gifts without celebrating the giver of all gifts...

Peace doesn't mean you won't have problems. It's means problems won't have you.

Live like someone died for you.

You've got to admit you're broken before you can be made whole.

There is more freedom confessing our weaknesses and shortcomings than in pretending we have it all together

Character isn't who you are when life goes your way. Character is who you really are when the bottom falls out.

God is never late, we're just impatient.