Usually when a woman is 60, it's over.

Women will not talk about football unless one of them is in love with a football player, and then suddenly you discover that they know everything that is to be known about it.

Knowing how to die is knowing how to live. What is death anyway? It's the outcome of life.

I don't like the idea of separating life and work. That notion seems dated and a bit alien to me.

I am subject to very powerful lows. When you have highs, you have terrible lows. When you pinpoint that you are responsible for everything that happens to you, it is very frightening.

All fiction becomes autobiographical when the author has true talent.

If you want to live your life through to the end, you have to live dangerously.

People's opinions don't interfere with me. Ageing gracefully is supposed to mean trying not to hide time passing and just looking a wreck. That's what they call ageing gracefully. You know?

Success is like a liberation or the first phrase of a love story.

All those vitamins aren't to keep death at bay, they're to keep deterioration at bay.

People's opinions don't interfere with me.

Every night I go over what I did in the day, in ethical or moral terms. Have I treated people properly? Did I tell the truth?

If you get trapped in the idea that what is most important is what image of yourself you're giving to the world, you're on a dangerous path.

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age.

Life is an accomplishment and each moment has a meaning and you must use it.

As long as you don't make waves, ripples, life seems easy. But that's condemning yourself to impotence and death before you are dead.

Although for some people cinema means something superficial and glamorous, it is something else. I think it is the mirror of the world.

Although for some people cinema means something superficial and glamorous, it is something else. I think it is the mirror of the world.

I don't like going where I've already been. Life is a myriad of territories to discover. I don't want to waste time with what I already know.

When you live under the power of terror and segregation, you can't ever start a work of art.

The cliche is that life is a mountain. You go up, reach the top and then go down.

You don't have to be a wreck. You don't have to be sick. One's aim in life should be to die in good health. Just like a candle that burns out.

Age doesn’t protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age.

My life is very exciting now. Nostalgia for what? It's like climbing a staircase. I'm on the top of the staircase, I look behind and see the steps. That's where I was. We're here right now. Tomorrow, we'll be someplace else. So why nostalgia?

I work more now because at this time of my life I am not disturbed from my aim by outside pressures such as family, passionate relationships, dealing with 'who am I?' - those complications when one is searching for one's self.

The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.

You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.

If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.

If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.

I know if mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.

My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!

Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges; he got guys off the fishing docks.

You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.

Little girls love dolls. They just don't love doll clothes. We've got four thousand dolls and ain't one of them got a stitch of clothes on.

If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'

If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.

For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life's list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument.

I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods.

Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work.

Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?

I got my wife a mood ring. It works real good! When shes in a good mood it turns blue, but when shes in a bad mood theres a red mark across my forehead

I turned down a movie this summer because it was nine weeks in Vancouver and my oldest daughter is 14. I've got four more summers with her. I'm not giving away nine weeks of her summer to go do a silly movie.

Between New York and LA, there's 200 million people that aren't hip, and they don't want to be hip.

I teach a Bible study for homeless guys in downtown Atlanta every week. Been doing it for years. That's the guys I'd rather go talk to. I'd rather take my act outside the church.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it.

The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He's got a little bit of a Barney Fife quality to him.

The designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, drop them off at the wrong house.