Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age.

Life is an accomplishment and each moment has a meaning and you must use it.

As long as you don't make waves, ripples, life seems easy. But that's condemning yourself to impotence and death before you are dead.

Although for some people cinema means something superficial and glamorous, it is something else. I think it is the mirror of the world.

Although for some people cinema means something superficial and glamorous, it is something else. I think it is the mirror of the world.

I don't like going where I've already been. Life is a myriad of territories to discover. I don't want to waste time with what I already know.

When you live under the power of terror and segregation, you can't ever start a work of art.

The cliche is that life is a mountain. You go up, reach the top and then go down.

You don't have to be a wreck. You don't have to be sick. One's aim in life should be to die in good health. Just like a candle that burns out.

Age doesn’t protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age.

My life is very exciting now. Nostalgia for what? It's like climbing a staircase. I'm on the top of the staircase, I look behind and see the steps. That's where I was. We're here right now. Tomorrow, we'll be someplace else. So why nostalgia?

I work more now because at this time of my life I am not disturbed from my aim by outside pressures such as family, passionate relationships, dealing with 'who am I?' - those complications when one is searching for one's self.

The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.

You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.

If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.

If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.

I know if mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.

My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!

Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges; he got guys off the fishing docks.

You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.

Little girls love dolls. They just don't love doll clothes. We've got four thousand dolls and ain't one of them got a stitch of clothes on.

If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'

If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.

For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life's list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument.

I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods.

Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work.

Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?

I got my wife a mood ring. It works real good! When shes in a good mood it turns blue, but when shes in a bad mood theres a red mark across my forehead

I turned down a movie this summer because it was nine weeks in Vancouver and my oldest daughter is 14. I've got four more summers with her. I'm not giving away nine weeks of her summer to go do a silly movie.

Between New York and LA, there's 200 million people that aren't hip, and they don't want to be hip.

I teach a Bible study for homeless guys in downtown Atlanta every week. Been doing it for years. That's the guys I'd rather go talk to. I'd rather take my act outside the church.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it.

The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He's got a little bit of a Barney Fife quality to him.

The designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, drop them off at the wrong house.

Have you ever seen people so ugly that you have to get someone else to verify it?

Have you ever seen people so ugly that you have to get someone else to verify it?

If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck

My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family.

I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.

If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.

Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.

I don't know why my brain has kept all the words to the Gilligan's Island theme song and has deleted everything about triangles.

The stuff that made me mad 20 years ago doesn't really make me mad any more.

Country music is about new love and it's about old love.

You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light

When I first started out, being from the South and going to New York or Chicago, people kept telling me to get voice lessons and 'lose that stupid accent you got.' And I'm like, 'Well, where I come from, you have the stupid accent.'

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.