QUOTES by George Bernard Shaw
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"Do not waste your time on Social Questions. What is the matter with the poor is Poverty; what is the matter with the rich is Uselessness."
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"Just do what must be done. This may not be happiness, but it is greatness."
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"If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance."
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"Home life is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo."
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"Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open."
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"Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else."
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"Use your health, even to the point of wearing it out. That is what it is for. Spend all you have before you die; do not outlive yourself."
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"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh."
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"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics."
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"Only Lawyers and mental defectives are automatically exempt for jury duty."
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"Life is a disease; and the only difference between one another is the stage of the disease at which he lives"
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"Every doctor will allow a colleague to decimate a whole countryside sooner than violate the bond of professional etiquette by giving him away."
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"The doctor learns that if he gets ahead of the superstitions of his patients he is a ruined man; and the result is that he instinctively takes care not to get ahead of them."
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"My father must have had some elementary education for he could read and write and keep accounts inaccurately"
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"Great Britain and the United States are nations separated by a common language."
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"One man that has a mind and knows it can always beat ten men who haven't and don't."
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"If you must hold yourself up to your children as an object lesson, hold yourself up as a warning and not an example."
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"I can forgive Alfred Nobel for having invented dynamite, but only a fiend in human form could have invented the Nobel Prize."
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"I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig, you get dirty; and besides, the pig likes it."
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"My opportunities were still there, nay, they multiplied tenfold; but the strength and youth to cope with them began to fail, and to need eking out with the shifty cunning of experience"
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"People exaggerate the value of things they haven't got: everybody worships truth and unselfishness because they have no experience with them"
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"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must Man be of learning from experience."
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"We should all be obliged to appear before a board every five years and justify our existence...on pain of liquidation."
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"As well consult a butcher on the value of vegetarianism as a doctor on the worth of vaccination."
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"The English are not very spiritual people, so they invented cricket to give them some idea of eternity"
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"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it."
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"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who haven't got it."
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"The fickleness of the women I love is only equaled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me."
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"First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity: no really self-respecting woman would take advantage of it."
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"Science is always simple and profound. It is only half truths that are dangerous."
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"Man gives every reason for his conduct save one, every excuse for his crimes save one, every plea for his safety save one; and that one is his cowardice."
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