I had - I was pretty hell bent on getting into the cartoon business specifically as an artist from the get-go.

We never really tried to shock for shock's sake on 'Family Guy'. If something was horribly offensive and shocking, we would put it in if it was also hysterically funny.

Obviously I'm a big fan of 'South Park', but it gets tiring at times when there's so much of it.

The problem with the cable networks is the lack of money, not from personal income but as far as show budget.

I'm from Connecticut, and we don't have any dialects. Well, I don't think we have any dialects, and yeah, it's very complex. That Rhode Island/Massachusetts New England region is arguably the hardest dialect to nail.

I distrust all television doctors.

Sarah Palin is very pro-life of course, unless the life is that of an Iraqi civilian or a wolf running frantically from a roaring helicopter while being strafed with ribbons of automatic weapons fire.

My dad always played Anne Murray in the car on the way to the dump when I was a kid.

I hate people who say 'Just to play devil's advocate.'

Religion notoriously claims that they invented morality, they didn't. Morality exists in animals, ya know.

Whoever invented spray cheese had to have been a Harvard guy.

The relationship between Aquaman and Aqualad should be investigated.

Every woman's innate ability to let anything go.

I don't smoke much pot anymore.

Evolution doesn't care whether you believe in it or not, no more than gravity does. I want to rekindle excitement over what we've achieved as a species with the space program. We can't afford to regress back to the days of superstition.

When astrology was conceived, all of the celestial bodies were in different places. So if you're a Sagittarius now, I guess you would have been a Capricorn 2,000 years ago.

Everybody in my family had a real sick, twisted sense of humor. Most of the jokes we make in our house, we would just never even dream of making anywhere else. Just sick, horrible stuff. That wasn't anything new to college.

When you are in a room and your job is to write jokes 10 hours a day, your mind starts going to strange places.

If something sticks around long enough that it makes it to seasonal D.V.D. release, I'll watch it. That's how I watched 'The Sopranos'.

If something is shocking without being funny it's hard to justify.

Trying to force creativity is never good.

I now know that anything sweet, really sweet, that I have was nothing that I planned. If you don't have kids and animals, you don't truly know what real life is about.

I now know that anything sweet, really sweet, that I have was nothing that I planned. If you don't have kids and animals, you don't truly know what real life is about.

Good and bad men are each less so than they seem.