"Evolving into a middle-aged person is quite interesting if we can understand what it means. I would like to think it meant being a bit sure of what I want."

"What was I thinking? Fact is I wasn't thinking. I didn't want to think. I wanted to feel."

"The landscape is best described as 'pedestrian hostile.' It's pointless to try to take a walk, so I generally just stay in the room and think about shooting myself in the head."

"I giggled out loud at his stupidity. If anyone knew how to make a bed, it was a faggot."

"There seemed to be some correlation between devotion to God and a misguided zeal for marshmallows."

"I'd always thought that I understood this, but lately I realize that what I call "understanding" is basically just fantasizing."

"Think too much and you know you are nothing. Think just enough and you know you are small, but important to some. That's the best you can do."

"I think that, when I die, it might be some time until I know it."

"Our failure to hear His voice when we want to is due to the fact that we do not in general want to hear it, that we want it only when we think we need it."

"What is truly profound is thought to be stupid and trivial, or worse, boring, while what is actually stupid and trivial is thought to be profound. That is what it means to fly upside down."

"We can't continue to take from our planet the way we do and not give anything back, and the idea of, 'Oh, but it's fine, I won't have to deal with it in my lifetime,' well, you need to think about the future generations who will have to deal with it."

"When people say hello to me, I feel like maybe I know them from somewhere, because they say, like, 'Hi! How are you?' And I'm like, 'Oh, hi!' And then I realize, 'Oh, no, they just think they know me because they watched me in a movie.' Which is cool, but definitely not a normal thing."

"I think my generation is obsessed with instant gratification. We want everything now, now, now."

"I think I really like psychology because my job is all about getting inside another person's mind and thoughts."

"I don't know whether it's audiences or filmmakers who want characters to be likable today, but I don't think actors are afraid of their characters being unlikable."

"Charlie Sheen gave me a signed headshot. I think it said, 'Keep it real.' But 'real' was spelled 'reel,' like a film reel."

"I think my least healthy habit is running around too much. And I think I'm getting better about it as I'm getting older."

"I think TV is the only place left where you can have a midsize something."

"I love to lose myself in other men's minds.... Books think for me."

"The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are."

"Asparagus inspires gentle thoughts."

"Security will produce danger."

"Prejudice not being funded on reason cannot be removed by argument."

"In all pointed sentences, some degree of accuracy must be sacrificed to conciseness."