"You will find men who want to be carried on the shoulders of others, who think that the world owes them a living. They don't seem to see that we must all lift together and pull together."

"Work is futile if we cannot utilise the experience we collect in one life in the next."

"Life is a series of experiences, each of which makes us bigger, even though it is hard to realize this. For the world was built to develop character, and we must learn that the setbacks and grieves which we endure help us in our marching onward."

"There is no man living who isn't capable of doing more than he thinks he can do."

"Life is like a B-movie. You don't want to leave in the middle of it but you don't want to see it again."

"All my life people have said that I wasn't going to make it."

"You should set goals beyond your reach so you always have something to live for."

"Life is a game. Money is how we keep score."

"As far as my journal, I want to share tour life with my fans."

"My life is like a lone, forgotten Q-Tip in the second-to-last drawer."

"Do you or do you not like wearing earrings in your mouth that will one day smell like your ex-boyfriend's dick?"

"In my opinion, a problem derails your life and an inconvenience is not being able to get a nice seat on the un-derailed train."

"And when you're young you want to fit in. Hell, I still want to fit in with certain humans, but as you get older you get a little more discriminating."

"No motive is pure. No one is good or bad-but a hearty mix of both. And sometimes life actually gives to you by taking away."

"Life is a cruel, horrible joke and I am the punch line."

"If my life wasn't funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable."

"I don’t want life to imitate art. I want life to BE art."

"Don't sell yourself short because without that you can't go far in life because after sports the only thing you know is sports and you can't do anything else with that."

"But now in this day and age, people are more prone to go out to try new things to enhance their performance on the field - to enhance their physical appearance."

"I have been a fan all my life, but now I have been out of football for over 10 years, and out of baseball for a little over six years and I don't go to games."

"My workout was running down fly balls, stealing a base, or running for my life on the football field."

"A fact of modern life is that it takes women longer to get ready than men."

"I have had a lifelong phobia of snakes."

"In real life, events seem much less dramatic."