We have been told that freedom is the ability to pursue petty, trivial desires when true freedom is freedom from these petty, trivial desires.

Animals, children, and the working class comprise the company in which I'll feel most at ease.

A small minority cannot control an uncooperative majority, so they must be distracted, divided, tyrannized, or anesthetized into compliance.

Tumbling into a dark, Lewis Carroll labyrinth of filth, pursuing a white rabbit of smut!

The need to find out what will happen if I don't relent or moderate my actions has been a constant source of difficulty and discomfort in my life.

Thus another friendship was dashed on the cruel rocks amid the storm of my self-destruction.

See all these buildings, Russell? All these buildings were once a drawing on a piece of paper, and before that they were an idea in someone’s head. Any idea that you have, you can make manifest.

A personality for the incredibly beautiful can be a pointless cargo...

There was [really] little difference between someone acting throwing french fries in your face and someone throwing french fries in your face.

If you strip away self-effacement, charm and the spirit of mischief-qualities that make determination and ambition tolerable- you're left with a right ar**hole.

Surfing should be called "foam-choking" or "sea stabbing.

The one measure of true love is: you can insult the other. --Slavoj Zizek

What was alien was being ordinary, being humdrum, being trapped into appeasing...having to crush and stifle my opinions, not being allowed to be brilliant, tricking myself into mediocrity.

I missed him, of course, but sometimes close friendships have a tidal beat that pulls you towards different shores though the ocean that connects you remains.

I didn't cross the line, you drew it in after I traversed it.

When you fall in love you recognise you're not the most important person in the world, and your focus becomes another person.

Life is not a theme park, and if it is, the theme is death.

Murderers! Stop murdering. Everyone will die eventually. Just sit down and be patient.

Some people were just getting on with their lives, chatting, being young. It simply wouldn't do.

I get fixated when I'm bleeding -- I can see why they went in for blood-letting in the medieval times because it makes you feel a bit better. When I cut myself, the drama of it calms me down.

Boggle with sex addicts is up there with go-kart racing with junkies.

Turns out it was mostly a lie. But, at least for a short while, it was a beautiful one.

I know that's the sort of thing people say and I really hate it when people say the sort of things people say. I always think, 'You don't mean that, you just think it sounds good.

All penguins are the same below the surface, which I think is as perfect an analogy as we're likely to get for the futility of racism.