People, when they go on stage, tend to be animated and try to force things out instead of relaxing and bringing it in.

All I know how to do is take what's on my mind and spit it out funny. I don't know what else I could do besides comedy.

If I see someone out there mouthing the words to a bit, I'm not having fun.

When I was 20, I used to go around telling stories, and I knew where I was comfortable - onstage, talking, making 'em laugh and listen to the weirdest things. I liked being the center of attention.

I think the world has their own good, clean, Christian comedy. They don't need my help.

Think of The Rontourage as the Ron White Channel, where you can see us getting into trouble in all kinds of different places.

I think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship.

I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child.

I don't do any corporate work.

It went from Bob Newhart to Flip Wilson to Bill Cosby to Richard Pryor to George Carlin to Cheech and Chong. I had all these records.

A killer Cuban restaurant with a giant cigar bar. Have me a Cuban sandwich. That's just like heaven to me. I'm a simple man.

I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative. If you're a painter and someone stretches your canvas, it was collaborative on some level.

I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that's all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.

If you look at the common denominator of all the comics who have had big success, it's being true to their nature... that's what takes a long time to learn.

I guarantee there's people who watch television who have no idea how complicated it is to make a television show.

I still have the newspapers of my first match at Barcelona. It was a disaster. We lost 2-0 and everybody was questioning my arrival.

I accept that everyone is entitled to his opinion and as a coach, I don't run away from criticism.

Some players need pressure to get the best out of themselves.

My whole football life is pressure. If I don't get pressure from outside I put pressure on myself.

Who does not want to coach Barcelona?

We have to respect the opponents but we also have to believe in ourselves.

We know it's impossible sometimes to have good defending against Cristiano Ronaldo but we want to keep the ball, with good possession, as then he can do nothing in attack.

I want a quiet life.

It is all about the talents of the young players. If they have the talent you have to give an opportunity. If they don't have the talent then, OK, you have to look elsewhere.

I was always most of the time working in clubs as player and coach to win titles.

What I like is to bring the best team for the fans, and if we have that then we need to perform and we need success, but that is what I like and what I have had all my life in football.

His potential is greater and higher than Everton as a final destination. If Romelu was to play at Everton until the end of his career I know he has left something behind.

If you have expectations as a club, then coping with criticism is part of your job.

I don't have any problems with criticism.

We all like being part of the Premier League. There is a lot of attention and we enjoy that but football is always the same. If you win, you have friends. If you don't win, you are looking for friends. That's the game.

It is not so easy to turn yourself into one of the big clubs in the Premier League and also the Champions League.

You can have Guardiola as a manager, you can have Koeman as a manager, anybody as a manager, but the players inside the white lines win the game.

From what I saw in Spain and Germany most of the teams drop back and then they have all of the time to build up and have the movements. In the Premier League it is more physical and about set plays. It is more difficult.

I was not happy when we lost Morgan Schneiderlin, Nat Clyne and other players of that quality at Southampton.

I had a good contract at Southampton, the managers in the Premier League are very well paid, but in football you need ambition.

A new project can offer you a new challenge.

It is not always possible, but the best plan is always to keep hold of your best players.

What I don't like is talk about rumours.

I still believe in 'how you train, how you play.'

If players know their role it is easier to keep to them.

Everyone knows I have a relationship with Barcelona.

In life everything is possible. In football everything is possible.

You cannot plan what is going to happen. You cannot plan your life.

I'm in love with Barcelona, life there is fantastic. It was my best period playing.

It's always important with a young one in your team that he needs to be comfortable in the position he plays.

That's the difference between outside and playing in the Premier League.

It's all about the qualities of the players. The better the players, the easier it is for the manager.

It's an easy answer, as a manager, to say: 'I need time.'

When I was a player it was not normal that I would cook at home but now that I have more time, I do sometimes. I like it, I like to cook and maybe sometime I would like to have some lessons.

I sort of collect watches.