I was never arrogant.

Of course I have an ego.

You have to have a big ego in this world to propel yourself in front of the cameras, to sit behind the microphone, to believe that you can entertain millions of people.

I know I'm not smarter than a 10-year-old.

Too many people take the living experience too seriously.

I'm very proud that on my passport it says: 'broadcaster,' and that's what I see myself as.

I came from an era when I was so proud to be working for the British Broadcasting Corporation.

For me, broadcasting is a job and I've only ever seen it as a job. I turn up, do the job and go home.

I like my garden. It sounds boring, but it's not.

I'm patron of Children's Hospice South West - I would love to go and play 'Deal' at the children's hospice.

At ten I was bright.

I was a diligent little boy at my primary school and then I went to public school and became mediocre at most things and pretty rubbish at others. I had a really tough time. I didn't enjoy it at all. But it made me the man I am today.

When I tell people in England my show is going on at midnight, they look at you like you're crazy.

I don't have a TV licence. I don't watch except on catch-up.

Judging by the number of things I get asked to do I don't think the public are sick of me.

It's amazing how a simple brief phone call can pick up the spirits of the most dejected hamster, the most stressed goldfish and the most neurotic cat.

Everything is about energy. We're surrounded by electro mist, fog and smog. We're covering ourselves in the wrong sorts of electro-magnetism. These idiot politicians who talk about climate change, for goodness sake, do they really think little us can do anything about it? No, of course not.

Someone accused me of having 'gone off the rails' but I've never been on them hence the success and happiness I enjoy on a daily basis.

I was brought up to be loyal, trustworthy, hardworking and to deliver. If you hired Noel Edmonds to do something then, by God, he worked hard at it.

I haven't got a problem with sheeple calling me crazy. What's sane? What is crazy?

I may be Marmite but there's a hell of a lot of people that seem to like Noel's version of Marmite.

Is there a bigger hypocrite than Justin Welby, the Archbishop of Canterbury and the CEO of 'Lords Bank?'

I didn't say a pulsed electro-magnetic field cures cancer. I don't believe it does. All I said is that it will help tackle cancer.

I'm a big fan of Ant and Dec, I think they're excellent presenters.

Death is a word in the dictionary. I don't believe in that word. I think the most appropriate word is 'departure' because we are energy and you can't create or destroy energy, you can only change its form.

I've seen 'X Factor' but I don't watch it. I don't watch 'Takeaway' either.

If ailing British companies such as Rolls-Royce, Land Rover, British Airways and Cadbury can be turned around, there is still hope for the BBC.

I think too many people take life too seriously. I'm having a ball!

You cannot die. My energy will return to where it came from, part of a massive, incomprehensible universal web of energy.

HBOS had robbed me of my marriage, my family, my businesses, my longstanding friend and business partner, my income, my investments, my self-respect, my reputation, my privacy, my physical and mental health. It cost me my security, my image rights, my collection of classic cars - and very nearly my life.

When you go to the darkest place, all reason and logic deserts you and you are very dependent on having good people around you.

If you want to be happy you need to think of yourself as a container of energy. There is a universal energy, yes of course, it embraces us. When you appreciate this, life becomes a lot more exciting. You don't live life, life lives you.

Orbs are little bundles of positive energy and they think they can move between 500 and 1,000 miles per hour. They look like little round planets, but they come in all shapes and sizes. Conventional photography can't pick them up, but digital cameras can.

I've got loads of photographs of me at home with two orbs that visit me. The two that I have are about the size of melons. One sits on my arm and the other is usually in the back of the shot, sitting just over my right shoulder.

I have delivered lambs, calves and foals on our farms over the years.

You don't just stop believing in something because it doesn't always work.

Every single human being can achieve a perfect vibrational balance between their positive and negative energy.

I've driven a Formula One car, flown a helicopter, flown with the Red Arrows, met kings and queens, been to the White House.

If you love me I will promise I love you, if you are my mate I will die for you. But if somebody starts giving it me, I will give it back.

The biggest problem we have is not Ebola, it's not AIDS, it's electro smog.

No Botox, no facelifts. I've had two laser surgeries for my eyesight, that's it. The rest is down to good genes and my unique personal formula for good health.

I'd quite like to put Noel Edmonds who was on the television and radio in a compartment and remember all that with great fondness and gratitude but consign it to history.

All you are is energy, remember that.

What we used to have in Britain was professions, and then we had industry. Then at some point, maybe with Margaret Thatcher, we suddenly industrialised our professions. And now we have lawyers with products and banks with products, and lecturers and teachers with products.

The BBC is a very confident broadcasting organisation and it needs brands like 'Top of the Pops' and 'Top Gear.'

As an only child to be there when your parents say goodbye, that's tough.

I believe doctors and scientists who say that disruption of our immune system by negative energy makes you prone to diseases of which cancer is one. That is a medical fact.

Only those who've presented live television really know how difficult it is to make it look easy.

I have business interests in Dubai, Monaco and all over the world.

Maybe I was always more than one person, or even two. Maybe being on TV was just my job. People find it hard to get their heads around that. A couple of times I have shone a light on the other sides of my life, but I have learned to be cautious about that. Because people are only comfortable with the Noel Edmonds they see on television.