Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Now, here, you see, it takes all the running you can do, to keep in the same place. If you want to get somewhere else, you must run at least twice as fast as that!

There is a place, like no place on earth. A land full of wonder, mystery, and danger. Some say, to survive it, you need to be as mad as a hatter. Which, luckily, I am.

I give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it.

In another moment down went Alice after it, never once considering how in the world she was to get out again.

I could tell you my adventures—beginning from this morning,” said Alice a little timidly; “but it’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.

If you set to work to believe everything, you will tire out the believing-muscles of your mind, and then you'll be so weak you won't be able to believe the simplest true things.

Either it brings tears to their eyes, or else -" "Or else what?" said Alice, for the Knight had made a sudden pause. "Or else it doesn't, you know.

Cat: Where are you going? Alice: Which way should I go? Cat: That depends on where you are going. Alice: I don’t know. Cat: Then it doesn’t matter which way you go.

Take care of the sense and the sounds will take care of themselves.

No wise fish would go anywhere without a porpoise.

‎You're not the same as you were before," he said. You were much more... muchier... you've lost your muchness.

It's always tea-time.

If you'll believe in me, I'll believe in you. Is that a bargain?

It would be so nice if something made sense for a change.

We're all mad here. Im mad. You're mad

Little Alice fell d o w n the hOle, bumped her head and bruised her soul

Read the directions and directly you will be directed in the right direction.

Read the directions and directly you will be directed in the right direction.

When I used to read fairy-tales, I fancied that kind of thing never happened, and now here I am in the middle of one!

Rule Forty-two. All persons more than a mile high to leave the court.

Life, what is it but a dream?

Oh, you can't help that,' said the cat. 'We're all mad here.

Look after the senses and the sounds will look after themselves

She who saves a single soul, saves the universe.

But, said Alice, if the world has absolutely no sense, who's stopping us from inventing one?

Which way you ought to go depends on where you want to get to...

I have seen so many extraordinary things, nothing seems extraordinary any more

I wish I hadn't cried so much!” said Alice, as she swam about, trying to find her way out. I shall be punished for it now, I suppose, by being drowned in my own tears !

That's the reason they're called lessons," the Gryphon remarked: "because they lessen from day to day.

We are but older children, dear, Who fret to find our bedtime near.

If you limit your actions in life to things that nobody can possibly find fault with, you will not do much!

For, you see, so many out-of-the-way things had happened lately, that Alice had begun to think that very few things indeed were really impossible.

I'm very brave generally,' he went on in a low voice: 'only today I happen to have a headache.' (Tweedledum)

Speak roughly to your little boy and beat him when he sneezes! he only does it to annoy, because he knows it teases!

What a strange world we live in...Said Alice to the Queen of hearts

People who don't think shouldn't talk.

Sentence first; verdict afterwards." -Queen of Hearts

Well, when one's lost, I suppose it's good advice to stay where you are until someone finds you.

Consider anything, only don’t cry!

You're thinking about something, and it makes you forget to talk.

The time has come The walrus said To talk of many things: Of shoes- and ships- And sealing wax- Of cabbages and kings- And why the sae is boiling hot- And whether pigs have wings.

When I was your age, I always did it for half an hour a day. Why, sometimes, I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

Thy loving smile will surely hail The love-gift of a fairy tale.

Do you suppose she's a wildflower?

It is a very inconvenient habit of kittens (Alice had once made the remark) that whatever you say to them, they always purr.

Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it

Well that was the silliest tea party I ever went to! I am never going back there again!

Well! I've often seen a cat without a grin,' thought Alice 'but a grin without a cat! It's the most curious thing i ever saw in my life!

She tried to fancy what the flame of a candle is like after the candle is blown out, for she could not remember ever having seen such a thing.