"No, Sir, you will have much more influence by giving or lending money where it is wanted, than by hospitality"

"I wonder if there's such a thing as a spiritual dentist? I think my whole personality is full of cavities!"

"I have deep feelings of depression... What can I do about this?' 'Snap out of it! Five cents, please."

"Dearest darling, how I love you. Words cannot tell how much I love you. So forget it."

"It's better to live one day as a lion than a dozen years as a sheep."

"Love is not knowing what you're talking about."

"What if everyone in the whole world suddenly decided to run away from his problems?" "Well, at least we'd all be running in the same direction!"

"Have you ever known anyone who was happy? And was still in his right mind, I mean..."

"Only in math can you buy sixty cantaloupes and no one asks what the hell is wrong with you."

"If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself."

"All is well... That's my new philosophy..."

"It doesn't matter what you believe just so long as you're sincere."

"Empty?! You took all the cookies!" "They were crying to get out of the jar... Cookies get claustrophobia too, you know!"

"There's no sense in doing a lot of barking if you don't really have anything to say."

"Life is full of choices, but you never get any!"

"If you can't beat 'em, cooperate 'em to death!"

"Never give your heart to a blockhead."

"You try for a little happiness, and what do you get? A few memories and a fat stomach!"

"There sure are a lot of these 'instant' products on the market. Instant coffee, instant tea, instant pudding, instant cereal... instant dislike."

"This is my report on how to live... They say the best way is just to live one day at a time... If you try to live seven days at a time, the week will be over before you know it..."

"Linus: It was a short summer, Charlie Brown. Charlie Brown: And it looks like it's gonna be a looong winter."

"Your stupidity is appalling!" "Most stupidity is!"

"You know what I think my best quality is? I think I'm nice to have around. I'd hate it if I weren't around!"

"For one brief moment victory was within our grasp!" "And then the game started!"

"It's a mistake to try to avoid the unpleasant things in life... But I'm beginning to consider it..."

"The world is filled with unmarried marriage counselors."

"A kiss on the nose does much toward turning aside anger."

"The crabby little girls of today are the crabby old women of tomorrow!"

"I have observed that whenever you try to hit somebody, there is a tendency for them to try to hit you back."

"I come from a long line of generations!"

"Five hundred years from now, who'll know the difference?!"

"I don't think God wants to be worshiped. I think the only pure worship of God is by loving one another, and I think all other forms of worship became a substitute for the love that we should show one another."

"I'm depressed! I'm completely depressed! I am firmly convinced that there is no one in this world who really likes me!" "So what else is new?"

"No matter what anyone says, it's much worse to be unloved than it is to be lost in the woods." "Sometimes, I think you've been lost in the woods all your life, Charlie Brown..."

"Life is like a game, Charlie Brown... Sometimes you win... Sometimes you lose." "I'll be happy if I just make the playoffs."

"The early bird gets the worm but the late bird doesn't even get the late worm."

"You know what Oscar Wilde said, ma'am? He said, "nothing that is worth knowing can be taught". Nothing personal, ma'am... Carry on."

"Years are like candy bars... We're paying more, but they're getting shorter."

"Charlie Brown says that we're put here on earth to make others happy." "Is that why we're here? I guess I'd better start doing a better job... I'd hate to be shipped back!"

"In particular, the film 'Excalibur' was definitely one of those films that was instrumental in me realizing that I wanted to become an actor."

"I actually just bought a ranch, and I'm going grow as much of my own foods - I've got thirty chickens, and I'm going to try to live as sustainably as possible."

"I try desperately to never drink bottled water."

"If I have a long period of time away from acting, I tend to write."

"I think my favorite show of all time was 'Deadwood.'"

"I always think that the ability to fight and defend oneself is a skill that every man should have but endeavour never to use, you know?"

"English people are always surprised I'm English."

"My favorite days are at home. Spend some time in the garden, cook a couple of nice meals, watch a couple of movies. I'm pretty boring."

"There's a tendency in this Hollywood machinery to take on too much. You end up not being able to give everything you want."

"I really, really pride myself on being a professional and a man of keeping my word. It means a lot to me, truly."

"I'm pretty mercurial and a very difficult, long-winded decision-maker at the best of times."