"And not that it matters, but my mother is not a lesbian! She's just a really, really bad heterosexual."

"Never let 'em see you ache"; that's what Mr. Mayer always said. Or was it ass; "Never let 'em see your ass"?"

"Do you or do you not like wearing earrings in your mouth that will one day smell like your ex-boyfriend's dick?"

"You're not really famous until youre a Pez dispenser."

"As we all know, there is no underwear in space."

"My life is like a lone, forgotten Q-Tip in the second-to-last drawer."

"Never let 'em see you ache. That's what Mr. Mayer used to say. Or was it ass? Never let 'em see your ass."

"...about a year after that, I was invited to go to a mental hospital. And, you know, you don't want to be rude, so you go."

"What makes Annika Sorenstam so great is her consistency, and I've worked on that."

"I stopped playing in Jr. events when I was 12 and played women's."

"It had been almost 30 years since the LPGA has played in Mexico. We are definitely looking forward to playing there next year and also coming back to play in Mexico in a month or so."

"It's fun to come back to the town where I went to school and see all the new Wildcat players."

"My 2005 calendar we actually did a shoot in Lake Las Vegas. Since I had requests do some swimwear and athletic shots we tried them and they came out good so we inserted them into the new calendar."

"My father got me involved in the game when I was four years old."

"My first calendar was a combination of photos taken from different shoots including golf and casual."

"Nancy Lopez has always been a role model of mine... so to have the opportunity to play for her and spend time with her has been amazing."

"Pebble Beach. It is tough and the lay out is amazing."

"The Longs event was the first LPGA event that I played in 8 years ago."

"You learn so much from competition you gain confidence every time you have to step up and perform."

"She's got a great golf swing. She's very mentally strong. We're very fortunate to have her. She has a lot of energy. She's great with fans."

"When you fail you learn from the mistakes you made and it motivates you to work even harder."

"As far as my journal, I want to share tour life with my fans."

"As many of you know I travel a good bit and do not get to see my friends and family as much as I would like."

"Hawaii was beautiful of course, we played at Turtle Bay an amazing resort right on the ocean."

"I enjoy watching Fear Factor, Newlyweds and American Idol as far as reality TV shows go."

"I have worked hard to improve my consistency in my driving, irons, short game, and putting."

"I love to be in front of big galleries."

"I played with Annika today. I love being paired with her. She does not make many mental mistakes, and she has the ability to repeat her swing over and over and wears people down."

"I really learn a lot from testing my game during competition and having the opportunity to compare my game and stats to other players."

"I didn't get here for my acting... but I love show business."

"If I had any humility I would be perfect."

"Every few seconds it changes - up an eighth, down an eighth -it's like playing a slot machine. I lose $20 million, I gain $20 million."

"My son is now an 'entrepreneur.' That's what you're called when you don't have a job."

"Life is a game. Money is how we keep score."

"You should set goals beyond your reach so you always have something to live for."

"All my life people have said that I wasn't going to make it."

"I've never run into a guy who could win at the top level in anything today and didn't have the right attitude, didn't give it everything he had, at least while he was doing it; wasn't prepared and didn't have the whole program worked out."

"Rupert Murdoch is the most dangerous man in the world."

"The mind is just another muscle."

"I see what keeps people young: work!"

"To be happy in this world, first you need a cell phone and then you need an airplane. Then you're truly wireless."

"We have to do more than keep media giants from growing larger; they're already too big. We need a new set of rules that will break these huge companies to pieces."

"Life is like a B-movie. You don't want to leave in the middle of it but you don't want to see it again."

"The media is too concentrated, too few people own too much. There's really five companies that control 90 percent of what we read, see and hear. It's not healthy."

"There's nothing wrong with being fired."

"You can never quit. Winners never quit, and quitters never win."

"I think Captain Cousteau might be the father of the environmental movement."

"I know what I'm having 'em put on my tombstone: 'I have nothing more to say'."

"The United States has got some of the dumbest people in the world. I want you to know that we know that."

"Over a three year period, I gave away half of what I had. To be honest, my hands shook as I signed it away. I knew I was taking myself out of the race to be the richest man in the world."