I wanna do some more goofy comedy stuff; I really enjoyed doing 'A Touch of Cloth.'

I'm looking forward to the 'Twilight Zone' from Jordan Peele... if anyone's gonna reboot the 'Twilight Zone,' then there's the man to do it.

I loved 'Get Out.'

With 'Hang the DJ,' I was concerned that it was more comedic and much lighter than we normally do for 'Black Mirror.'

On 'Black Mirror,' we don't tend to deal with big, powerful people, because when you look at a Weinstein or something, you think, 'Is he capable of feeling anything?'

The logical quandaries thrown up by well-meaning systems are clearly something that I find darkly amusing.

I think the problem we have as apes is we're asking far bigger questions than we could possibly process.

Hopefully, some supervillain threat will come down, and we will have to unite as a species and fire our nukes into the sun or something.

People always assume I went to public school, which I didn't, so that immediately puts me somewhere.

All Pixar movies are heartbreaking, aren't they?

When you meet people you've interacted with on social media, they are not like they are on social media.

I'm scared about everything. I'm an anxious worrier. I worry about the downside of everything.

I can quickly go to a place where I worry about society spiralling out of control.

I do think that it's a dysfunctional relationship between columnists and commentators, because they both seem to hate each other, like a terrible marriage.

There's so much stuff flying around online, and it's so easy to get into arguments with people.

There are different groups of people in your life that you behave slightly differently with. You behave one way with your family. You behave in a different way with your work colleagues. You behave differently with your friends from the movie club, your fitness instructor - all subtly different personas.

Online, you're trying to appeal to everyone and people who you don't know at the same time. So I think, as a side effect, it amplifies the desire for groupthink.

If someone doesn't respond to a phone call, I think they've died.

My career path is like crazy paving - it goes all over the place.

I do worry about civil unrest, or complete collapse of society, or having to flee, or Europe falling into a war.

I never really thought of myself as a TV critic. I was presenting TV before I was writing about it.

People bemoan the loss of watercooler chat, but I think that there's more of that than ever. It's just that it's online.

The fashion industry is an immense cultural and social blight that only gets a free pass because its would-be detractors are scared it'll start criticising their haircut.

Getting a moral lecture from the fashion industry is like Jeffrey Dahmer criticising your diet.

The fashion industry is the worst possible vessel for conveying an ethical message about anything.

Amplifying body-image issues, profiting from anxiety, and employing virtual slaves in sweatshops are bad enough, but the fashion industry is also actively hastening the destruction of the very Earth we walk on. It insists on launching fresh collections each season, declaring yesterday's range obsolete on a whim.

What's odd about the selfie stick is that while it might faintly improve the photo you'll post on Facebook, it definitely makes you seem like a shallow, awful clown to any bystanders in the humdrum physical space you're posing in.

My bookshelves chiefly function as a snapshot of what I was reading prior to the invention of the Kindle.

'MasterChef' delivers all the reassuring, cadenced repetition of an endless chore without any of the bothersome elbow grease.

'MasterChef''s preliminary stages deliver just the right level of almost-drama for viewers feeling shagged out after a hard day's fruitless existence.

My brain knows best-before dates are a con; my panicky gut treats them like a nuclear countdown.

It's a remarkable pace of which things change and adapt, and it's hard for us to keep up with as a species.

I remember I was changing to one phone from another and going through my old contact details, and so I was having to delete duplicate numbers to make room, and up came the name of someone who died, and... it felt hard to delete the name.

We don't sit down and look at the news pages and think, 'How could we do an episode about that?'

God, people say 'Black Mirror' was horrible - it's nothing compared to the stuff that happens in 'Grimms' Fairy Tales.' It's mind-bending.

If the Walkman had, by default, silently contacted your friends and told them what you were listening to, not only would no one have bought a Walkman in the first place, its designers would have been viewed with the utmost suspicion.

Humans will always babble. If someone wants to tweet that they can't decide whether to wear blue socks or brown socks, then fair enough. But when sharing becomes automated, I get the heebie-jeebies.

Online, you play at being yourself.

We humans are great at creating tools with unforeseen consequences. For instance, when we invented the wheel, we had no way of knowing we were also laying the foundations for the TV show 'Top Gear.'

Short of finding a place on the witness protection programme, you don't get many opportunities to completely reinvent your life. Going to university changes that. Away from home, away from parents, away from anyone who remembers you from school, you can pretend to be far cooler and more experienced than you are.

In the early '80s, the arcade game Pac-Man was twice as popular as oxygen.

When a monk takes a vow of silence, is he still allowed to post messages on the Internet? Chances are God won't find out. Being ancient, God probably can't work computers. He holds the mouse gingerly, like it's made of fine china.

Youth fare aside, I have generally always been interested in what's going on culturally.

It must be awful, being a homophobe.

I'm no financial expert. I scarcely know what a coin is. Ask me to explain what a credit default swap is, and I'll emit an unbroken 10-minute 'um' through the clueless face of a broken puppet. You might as well ask a pantomime horse.

The entire economy relies on the suspension of disbelief. So does a fairy story or an animated cartoon. This means that no matter how soberly the financial experts dress, no matter how dry their language, the economy they worship can only ever be as plausible as an episode of 'SpongeBob SquarePants.'

Banking, as far as I can tell, seems to be almost as precise a science as using a slot machine. You either blindly hope for the best, delude yourself into thinking you've worked out a system, or open it up when no one's looking and rig the settings so it'll pay out illegally.

Like bankers, top footballers are massively overpaid, but at least you comprehend what they're doing for the money.

You can tell a lot about a person by the way they treat waiters and shop assistants, especially when you are one.

The majority of people are perfectly capable of interacting with retail staff without spitting on them or whipping their hides like dawdling cattle, but Planet Earth still harbours more than its fair share of disappointments.