"I'm not like them But I can pretend"

"I won't eat anything green."

"Believe everything you read"

"I'm on my time with everyone."

"Married, Married, Married! Buried! Yeah yeah yeah yeah"

"I only remember a few things about Jimmy Carter. He had big lips and liked peanuts. I now know that Jimmy Carter was and is a good man."

"There is plenty of H hnerfleisch in the K hlschrank. (There is plenty of chicken in the fridge)"

"Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint! Forever in debt to your priceless advice."

"I would love to be erased from our association with Pearl Jam or the Nymphs and other first time offenders."

"Punk rock should mean freedom, liking and excepting anything that you like. Playing whatever you want. As sloppy as you want. As long as it's good and it has passion."

"116. "To be positive at all times is to ignore all that is important, sacred and valuable. To be negative at all times is to be threatened by ridiculousness and instant discreditably."

"109. "Still never had any friends because I hate everyone for they were so phony."

"I would rather be hated for what I am, then loved for what I am not."

"Art is sacred. Punk rock is freedom. Expression and right to express is vital. Anyone can be artistic."

"I am not well read, but when I do read, I read well."

"Words suck. I mean, every thing has been said. I can't remember the last real interesting conversation I've had in a long time. Words aren't as important as the energy derived from music, especially live."

"Nobody dies a virgin...life fucks us"

"Come as you are. As you were. As I want you to be."

"I'm so happy 'cause today I've found my friends....They're in my head. I'm so ugly, but that's okay, 'cause so are you."

"I think I'm dumb or maybe just happy think I'm just happy..."

"Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are."

"Music is energy. A mood, atmosphere. Feeling."

"I have met many minds able to store and translate a pregnantly large amount of information, yet they haven't an ounce of talent for wisdom or the appreciation of passion."

"Do your own thing. Others own their own thing. If you copy too much, you'll find yourself in late night cocktail lounge cover band limbo."

"It's my fault but the most violating thing I've felt this year is not the media exaggerations or the catchy gossip, but the rape of my personal thoughts."

"I'm not well read, but when I do read, I read well."

"Nobody dies a virgin... Life fucks us all.” ― Kurt Cobain"

"I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not' Could be a summary of my book, 'Guilt Trip"

"91. "Just because you're paranoid, does not mean they're not out to get you."

"To wish you were someone else is to waste the person you are."

"My heart is broke but I have some glue."

"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand."

"I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center."

"If I should ever die, God forbid, let this be my epitaph: THE ONLY PROOF HE NEEDED FOR THE EXISTENCE OF GOD WAS MUSIC"

"We have to continually be jumping off cliffs and developing our wings on the way down."

"And so it goes..."

"Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college."

"And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep."

"Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are, "It might have been."

"How nice -- to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive."

"And I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, 'If this isn't nice, I don't know what is."

"The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon."

"Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum."

"Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning do to do afterward."

"Being a Humanist means trying to behave decently without expectation of rewards or punishment after you are dead."

"I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different."

"Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder 'why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand."

"Here we are, trapped in the amber of the moment. There is no why."

"True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country."

"The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest."