"Gazzy: (Hugging himself and jumping up and down) "I'm brilliant! I'm a genius! I can blow up the world!" Max: (Raises her eyebrows) Gazzy: "Not that I would want to, of course," (coughs)"

"Who ya gonna call?" "Ghostbusters!" "That phrase is ruined forever."

"Nudge: You aren't dead. Iggy (irritably): No. You aren't dead either. How about just 'hello'?"

"Gazzy: Captain, like the captain of a ship. And then Terror, you know, T-E-R-O-R."

"I offered to pee on him, but they said no"

"There's nothing more annoying than cold logic and reason when you've got a good fit going."

"So the first thing we're gonna do," I told him, "is push you off the roof."

"They call me, The Sharkalator"

"Fang: "Have you guys been playing in the toxic waste again? Been bitten by a radioactive spider? Struck by lightning? Drink a super-soldier serum?"

"Iggy: "I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent. so people are choking and gagging; and let's throw beef jerky in their eyes! Now, that's a plan!"

"WARNING If you dare to read this story, you become part of the Experiment"

"I didn't think he was a robot...but I did wonder if his emotions had been designed out of him. Of course, with a guy, how could I tell? Ha ha!"

"Fang, fang. I love you. I looooove you. I love you thiiiiiiiiiis much!"

"Excellent. They were flammable."

"You mean other than the wings? I once ate nine snicker bars in a row without barfing. It was a record."

"If you love something let it go.. if it comes back its yours"

"Can you giggle while racing for your life and protecting a six-year-old? I can."

"You really are a scary man,no really! If I had boots I would be quaking in them."

"Ari felt like, Hellooo, I have wings! I turn into a wolf! Blending is out is out of the question!"

"You are avake, yah?" said a voice in a horribly recognizable accent. "Yah," I muttered, rubbing my head. "And you are still a jerk, yah?"

"Good memories are like charms...Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet."

"Right now, America looks like a fatheaded, shortsighted, gas-guzzling arrogant blowhard to the rest of the world."

"Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)"

"Love hurts." Oh, shut UP!" - pg 123"

"So Fnick, can I change channel?" Iggy asked. "There's a game on." "Make yourself at home, Figgy." Fang said."

"If your going to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now."

"You stand out like a fart in a church."

"I hoped I wasn't actually dead. That would make finding our parents and saving the world really hard."

"Do we have any chlorine? It seems to be kind of explosive when mixed with other stuff." "Like what, your socks? No, we don't have chlorine. No swimming pool."

"Fang: When do I get out of here? Max: They say a week. Fang: So, like, tomorrow? Max: That's what I'm thinking."

"The hamster called. He wants his home back."

"Sometimes when you're at your most certain, that's when everything you know is wrong."

"Where was the catch? 'Cause I knew one was coming."

"Is this a movie?' I heard someone ask. Naw- this is too original for Hollywood. They do sequels."

"Jeb: I wish I could explain what I'd give just to see you smile again. Max (thinking): How about your head on a stick?"

"But what is life if you don't live it?"

"I'm a freaking princess when it comes to other people's feelings. Yo dogbreath, get your paws of the everglades. -Max"

"I'll just ask now: What is it about my persona that draws every insane, power-hungry nutcase to me like a magnet?"

"Fang was going to kill me. And after I was dead, he would kill me again."

"I choose you, "Max". -Fang"

"Yes. I owed my life, Angel's life, and my mother's life to a mutant's ability to create industrial-strength snot."

"Oh great. Yoda captured us."

"Okay, that so did me in. Mr. Rock being all emotional? Expressing his feelings?" p. 12"

"And by the way, you clearly don't know me better than Fang does. Do you see Fang arguing with me? No, you do not."

"Ari smiled. The sun was shining, the weather was great, he was eating ice cream, and all his dreams were about to come true."

"Do you ever have dirty thoughts about spongebob?"

"It's been said that love finds you when you're ready."

"Never give up, never slow down, never grow old and never ever die young."

"Being on a boat that's moving through the water, it's so clear. Everything falls into place in terms of what's important and what's not."

"If I were to try to identify a turning point I'd say that was it - getting clean."