You can't satisfy everybody. If you do, you're probably doing something wrong.

When Dee Snider and I get together for breakfast, it's just two Long Island guys hanging out.

Mother Nature and Father Time have not been happy with me.

A joke bombing on stage doesn't bother me, especially if it's intended to bomb.

President-elect Trump wasn't my choice, but I'm going to be like Dave Chappelle, and I'm going to give him a chance - but I think there are people out there with legitimate worries.

I tell people the most important move they can make is not in the ring. It's taking the time to get to know Mr. McMahon.

I don't advocate any child following in their parent's footsteps when their parent's footsteps are as crooked as mine are.

I think I had four concussions throughout my career that were diagnosed, and I guess that I've had seven more. But the fact that three of them came in a four month span when I was making a comeback in 2004 is a little bit scary.

When people see my show, they may not laugh out loud as they do with some of the classic comedians, but they do enjoy it. I regret that I called it comedy to begin with; I should have called it 'An Evening With' or put it down as spoken word. But the emphasis is always on funny stories.