If you can't laugh at yourself, you don't deserve to laugh at anybody else.

I've never felt like I was living in anyone's shadow. My life was what it was.

I think I have had a remarkable and colorful life, so I decided to share it.

My own son called me Eddie Murphy's brother once. Once.

If you want to laugh, see a comedy. If you want to cry, see a drama, and if you want suspense, see a thriller.

Gangs are formed by kids who want love.

Back when Sammy Davis, Jr. and Dean Martin were doing roasts, they were all friends. They knew each other's children, each other's wives, each other's families. It wasn't about being disrespectful. It was about being funny.

I feel blessed to be able to do my stand up comedy all over the world, because some people never even leave New York.

While I have been to Switzerland, Stockholm, and other parts of Europe and Canada, I don't have a specific place that is my favorite. I just represent Earth.