I once woke up at a random guy's house and i didn't actually know who he was.

What i do in my personal time is about me. if other people dont agree, then it doesn't matter 'cos it's my opinion and that's what counts at the end of the day.

There's nothing that annoys me more than people being horrible to my mates.

Swag mastah from Doncastah!

And as for you, stop having curly hair!

I don't know if we'll ever get used to the attention from the fans.

I can make your tears fall down like the showers that are British.

No,' Jimmy protested.

I love the big red bus!

I wan’t a girl who is fun and loves adventure.

Oh it's the bingo playing wizard I love you guys so much, but not as much as my bird and my bingo!

Those sound like the three best answers I've ever heard on this show even though it's the first ever of this show!

It's incredible to have people show their support when your doing something you love.

I'm Louis the Tommo Tomlinson!

The Story of My Life is drinking cups of tea, eating coco pops and playing Playstation.

I'm a very loyal boyfriend. I'm a bit of a joker I can be romantic, but not too sickly.

Woah! Calm down, Curly!

I think my mom just filled me with confidence. I just thought I was the best at everything. Like any mother really.

I like kisses that aren't too fast or rushed - that's what makes a good kiss.

If you wanna go somewhere, you can do; nothing is stopping you.

To be honest, I don't think I'm the best role model in the world. I'm pretty immature sometimes.

Fans always tell me I'm beautiful, but no one will ever be as beautiful as them

In week one of the X Factor, just to be a little bit quirky, I decided to say that I like girls who eat carrots. Ever since I've had lots and lots and lots of carrots.

Sometimes I think I'm not normal, and I get weirder and weirder everyday.

I secretly want to be a zebra. That is why I always wear stripes.

You can't go to sleep without a cup of tea and maybe thats the reason that you talk in your sleep.

I can't really cook, but the first dish I ever made was for my girlfriend, Eleanor. I made chicken breast wrapped in ham, homemade mashed potatoes, and gravy.

I'd like to make a shout out...SHOUT OUT!

I had this dream...that we had this new sixth member, for some reason, and he actually ended up being quite horrible! And he started a fight with me! And I wanted him to go away and none of the boys were helping me!

When I'm at home alone, I run up the stairs naked. It's quite funny.

Stop the traffic...let 'em through.

I'm not great with money. I'd go crazy if I were left to my own devices. My mum and girlfriend sort it out. I'm not driven by it, but I love to be generous.

I want my first son to be called 'Tommy.' It will sound great, Tommy Tomlinson

As long as we’ve got somewhere to sleep, a bowl of cereal, and a coloring book we’ll be fine.

I'm normally last and I'm quite a late person and that is just who I am.

One time, Niall sat on the floor for hours trying to find a way of putting his M&M's in alphabetical order.

If I were a food, I'd be a Chili because you know.. I'm hot.

If I were to look in you ferigerator....refridgefreetorator...fridge....what would I find?

I would go back to the past and watch one of the early Beatles shows, because they were such a massive part of cultural history. As a younger person, you feel you missed out on that.

Niall: Help! Louis: Did anyone hear that? Niall: Help!! Louis: SOMEBODY NEEDS HELP! RAAH! (Pulls open shirt and has Superman shirt underneath) Superman is here!!

If a guy is taking his girl for granted, he really deserves a slap, with a baseball bat.

And remember people: you might not be plastic, but you are fantastic!

It's important for me to treat a girlfriend with respect. My mum would be horrified if I behaved any differently - and I have sisters, and would hate for them to be treated badly by guys.

I like someone who doesn't take life too seriously. I hate people who are a bit uptight.

And I'd marry you, Harry. Because it rhymes.

In my first video diary I explained my love for women who have a taste in carrots. Since then, I have received plenty of carrots. Now I also have a keen interest in women who like Lamborghinis.

I'm gay. It's pretty unfortunate.

Live fast, have fun, be a bit mischievous.

We're not perfect, we're not clean cut. We're just trying to be ourselves.

My ideas for the future? To take over the world.