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Sure, being a reservist wasn't as glamorous, but I was the one who had to look at myself in the mirror.
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If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.
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Drugs scared me.
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I believe in something.
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Obviously comedic styles do change.
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The lunch in a normal American restaurant is very problematic for me. I don't like to have hot food for lunch.
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When I was living in New York, there was a lot of screaming in my life. I would just get into these altercations all the time. Being in public, dealing with shopkeepers, just trying to cross the street - things like that.
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It's not every day that you get to be affectionate around something, it just doesn't happen that often.
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In those days, reserve duty lasted for six years, which, I might add, was three times as long as service in the regular army, although to be perfectly honest, I was unable to fulfill my entire obligation because I was taking acting classes and they said I could skip my last year.
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I've led this empty life for over forty years and now I can pass that heritage on and ensure that the misery will continue for at least one more generation.
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I've been in therapy. I know enough about myself now to know that I really don't need to know anymore.
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I tend to stay with the panic. I embrace the panic.
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I think golf is literally an addiction. I'm surprised there's not Golf Anonymous.
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I'm a walking, talking enigma.
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I'm a walking, talking enigma. We're a dying breed.
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I don't take on big things. What I do, pretty much, is make the big things small and the small things big.
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No, I am a crier and if people ever saw me privately they would be shocked at what a bowl of mush I am underneath it all.
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I tolerate lactose like I tolerate people.
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OK, I'm happy. I'm happy. All right? I'm happy.
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I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'
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I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny.
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Women love a self-confident bald man.

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When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom.

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It has to do - I think - with growing up in an apartment, with my aunt and my cousins right next door to me, with the door open, with neighbors walking in and out, with people yelling at each other all the time.
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Golf and dating don't mix.
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I don't like to make a big splash anyway.
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I'm surprised sometimes at how some of my actions are misinterpreted.
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Most people are completely unaware of their breath. They violate your space, they have no idea that they have halitosis.
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If I wasn't a golfer, I would still be miserable - but not as miserable.
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I'm not interested in closure. Some people just have heart attacks and die, right? There's no closure.
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When I was living in New York and didn't have a penny to my name, I would walk around the streets and occasionally I would see an alcove or something. And I'd think, that'll be good, that'll be a good spot for me when I'm homeless.
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Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate.
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Once I know people know who I am, it gives me a lot of licence and freedom to behave in ways I wouldn't normally.
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I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out.
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Well, I always think the worst things are going to happen here, because I'm - basically inside, I'm a bad person, and so the bad kind of takes over.
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Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.
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You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people and assholes.
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