QUOTES by Groucho Marx
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"The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths."
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"Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know."
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"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."
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"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere."
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"I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it."
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"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies."
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"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others."
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"I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book."
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"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know."
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"My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something."
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"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."
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"I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining."
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"If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again."
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"It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy."
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"My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one."
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"Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?"
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"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five."
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"There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, 'Yes,' you know he is a crook."
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"I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30."
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