QUOTES by Dorothy Parker
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"Now I know the things I know, and I do the things I do; and if you do not like me so, to hell, my love, with you!"
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"That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can't say 'No' in any of them."
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"This is me apologizing. I am a fool, a bird-brain, a liar and a horse-thief. I wouldn't touch a superlative again with an umbrella."
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"There's a hell of a distance between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words."
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"Now, look, baby, 'Union' is spelled with 5 letters. It is not a four-letter word."
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"The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires."
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"[On hearing that Clare Boothe Luce was invariably kind to her inferiors:] And where does she find them?"
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"What ever beauty may be it has for its basis order and for its essence unity Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone."
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"Well, there are always those who cannot distinguish between glitter and glamour . . . the glamour of Isadora Duncan came from her great, torn, bewildered, foolhardy soul."
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"I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it's so easy to be sweet to people before you love them."
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"Bewildered is the fox who lives to find that grapes beyond reach can be really sour."
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"Telegram to a friend who had just become a mother after a prolonged pregnancy: Good work, Mary. We all knew you had it in you."
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"Hollywood money isn't money. It's congealed snow, melts in your hand, and there you are."
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"The Monte Carlo casino refused to admit me until I was properly dressed so I went and found my stockings, and then came back and lost my shirt."
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