QUOTES by Charles M Schulz
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"Charlie Brown says that we're put here on earth to make others happy." "Is that why we're here? I guess I'd better start doing a better job... I'd hate to be shipped back!"
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"Years are like candy bars... We're paying more, but they're getting shorter."
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"You know what Oscar Wilde said, ma'am? He said, "nothing that is worth knowing can be taught". Nothing personal, ma'am... Carry on."
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"The early bird gets the worm but the late bird doesn't even get the late worm."
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"Life is like a game, Charlie Brown... Sometimes you win... Sometimes you lose." "I'll be happy if I just make the playoffs."
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"No matter what anyone says, it's much worse to be unloved than it is to be lost in the woods." "Sometimes, I think you've been lost in the woods all your life, Charlie Brown..."
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"I'm depressed! I'm completely depressed! I am firmly convinced that there is no one in this world who really likes me!" "So what else is new?"
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"I don't think God wants to be worshiped. I think the only pure worship of God is by loving one another, and I think all other forms of worship became a substitute for the love that we should show one another."
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"I have observed that whenever you try to hit somebody, there is a tendency for them to try to hit you back."
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"The crabby little girls of today are the crabby old women of tomorrow!"
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"It's a mistake to try to avoid the unpleasant things in life... But I'm beginning to consider it..."
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"For one brief moment victory was within our grasp!" "And then the game started!"
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"You know what I think my best quality is? I think I'm nice to have around. I'd hate it if I weren't around!"
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"Linus: It was a short summer, Charlie Brown. Charlie Brown: And it looks like it's gonna be a looong winter."
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"This is my report on how to live... They say the best way is just to live one day at a time... If you try to live seven days at a time, the week will be over before you know it..."
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"There sure are a lot of these 'instant' products on the market. Instant coffee, instant tea, instant pudding, instant cereal... instant dislike."
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"You try for a little happiness, and what do you get? A few memories and a fat stomach!"
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"There's no sense in doing a lot of barking if you don't really have anything to say."
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"Empty?! You took all the cookies!" "They were crying to get out of the jar... Cookies get claustrophobia too, you know!"
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"If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself."
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"Only in math can you buy sixty cantaloupes and no one asks what the hell is wrong with you."
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"Have you ever known anyone who was happy? And was still in his right mind, I mean..."
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"What if everyone in the whole world suddenly decided to run away from his problems?" "Well, at least we'd all be running in the same direction!"
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"Dearest darling, how I love you. Words cannot tell how much I love you. So forget it."
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"I have deep feelings of depression... What can I do about this?' 'Snap out of it! Five cents, please."
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"I wonder if there's such a thing as a spiritual dentist? I think my whole personality is full of cavities!"
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"Never worry about tomorrow, Charlie Brown. Tomorrow will soon be today, and before you know it, today will be yesterday! I always worry about the day after tomorrow!"
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"On a beautiful day like this it would be best to stay in bed so you wouldn't get up and spoil it!"
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