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When I was a kWhen I was a kid and we used to play Post Office, I was the Dead Letter Office.id and we used to play Post Office, I was the Dead Letter Office.
Quote by -Phyllis Diller
Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood.
Quote by -Phyllis Diller
Right from the start my parents had left me to fend for myself. Apparently unaware that I was a kid, they invariably treated me like an adult, perhaps because they themselves were no spring chickens.
Quote by -Phyllis Diller
We have far too many kids. At one time in the playpen there was standing-room only. It looked like a bus stop for midgets. It used to get so damp in there, we'd have a rainbow above it.
Quote by -Phyllis Diller
My husband is so cheap. On Christmas Eve, he fires one shot and tells the kids Santa committed suicide.
Quote by -Phyllis Diller
We named all our children Kid. Well, they have different first names, like Hey Kid, You Kid, Dumb Kid . . .
Quote by -Phyllis Diller
My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee.
Quote by -Phyllis Diller
Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.
Quote by -Phyllis Diller
I'd love to slit my mother-in-law's corsets and watch her spread to death.
Quote by -Phyllis Diller
I'd love to slit my mother-in-law's corsets and watch her spread to death.
Quote by -Phyllis Diller
My mother-in-law must be the probation officer I got for the crime I committed of marrying my husband.
Quote by -Phyllis Diller
My mother hated me. Once she took me to an orphanage and told me to mingle
Quote by -Phyllis Diller
I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch."
Quote by -Phyllis Diller
I was the world's ugliest baby. I have photos of my folks leaving the hospital with sacks over their heads... I asked my mother how to turn off the electric fan. She said 'Grab the blade!
Quote by -Phyllis Diller
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
Quote by -Phyllis Diller
Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from children.
Quote by -Phyllis Diller
The reason I'm not an alcoholic is I don't like to drink in front of the kids . . . and when you're away from them, who needs it?.
Quote by -Phyllis Diller
One [expert] said, 'Always have a baby sitter who is acquainted with your children.' If they were acquainted with my children, they wouldn't sit!
Quote by -Phyllis Diller
We have far too many kids. At one time in the playpen there was standing-room only. It looked like a bus stop for midgets. It used to get so damp in there, we'd have a rainbow above it.
Quote by -Phyllis Diller
Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run.
Quote by -Phyllis Diller
... if they [your children] write their names in the dust on the furniture, don't let them put the year.
Quote by -Phyllis Diller
We named all our children Kid. Well, they have different first names, like Hey Kid, You Kid, Dumb Kid . . .
Quote by -Phyllis Diller
Remember there is no way you can give the father custody of the children without getting a divorce.
Quote by -Phyllis Diller
If you have children who love and respect you, this too can be a sign of your success.
Quote by -Les Brown
"For unflagging interest and enjoyment, a household of children, if things go reasonably well, certainly all other forms of success and achievement lose their importance by comparison."
Quote by -Theodore Roosevelt
"For unflagging interest and enjoyment, a household of children, if things go reasonably well, certainly all other forms of success and achievement lose their importance by comparison."
Quote by -Theodore Roosevelt
"Your children will see what you're all about by what you live rather than what you say."
Quote by -Wayne Dyer
"But whoever gives birth to useless children, what would you say of him except that he has bred sorrows for himself, and furnishes laughter for his enemies."
Quote by -Sophocles
"Nobody went to bed at seven in Paris, even French children. Les enfants stayed up late at night, he had heard, eating with the adults, sipping red wine, and discussing the latest books and films."
Quote by -Alexander McCall Smith
"How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it"
Quote by -Alexander Dumas
"There is no reciprocity. Men love women, women love children, children love hamsters."
Quote by -Alice Thomas Ellis
"Will you explain to me why people encourage delusional behaviour in children, and medicate it in adults?"
Quote by -Barbara Kingsolver
"Be careful what you give children, for sooner or later you are sure to get it back."
Quote by -Barbara Kingsolver
"I'm so compulsive about stuff, I know if I had ever gotten pregnant, of course, that would have been my whole focus. But I didn't choose to have children because I'm focused on my career. And I just don't think, as compulsive as I am, that I could manage both."
Quote by -Betty White
"I remember being in Japan when Destiny's Child put out 'Independent Women,' and women there were saying how proud they were to have their own jobs, their own independent thinking, their own goals. It made me feel so good, and I realized that one of my responsibilities was to inspire women in a deeper way."
Quote by -Beyonce Knowles