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To be humble to superiors is duty; to equals is courtesy; to inferiors is nobleness; and to all, safety!
Quote by -Bruce Lee
If I tell you I’m good, probably you will say I’m boasting. But if I tell you I’m not good, you’ll know I’m lying.
Quote by -Bruce Lee
If you make an ass out of yourself, there’ll always be someone ready to ride you.
Quote by -Bruce Lee
Do not hold to what you have. It is like a ferry boat for people who want to get across waters. Once you have got across, never bear it on your back. You should head forward.
Quote by -Bruce Lee
If you don’t aim at an object, how the heck on earth do you think you can get it?
Quote by -Bruce Lee
For all their compliments do verses pay? They mayn’t, yet these same poems make me gay.
Quote by -Marcus Aurelius
If you learn that someone is speaking ill of you, don’t try to defend yourself against the rumours; respond instead with, ‘Yes, and he doesn’t know the half of it, because he could have said more’.
Quote by -Marcus Aurelius
If someone responds to insult like a rock, what has the abuser gained with his invective?
Quote by -Marcus Aurelius
He who has a vehement desire for posthumous fame does not consider that every one of those who remember him will himself also die very soon.
Quote by -Marcus Aurelius
Let us overlook many things in those who are like antagonists in the gymnasium. For it is in our power, as I said, to get out of the way and to have no suspicion or hatred.
Quote by -Marcus Aurelius
Begin – to begin is half the work, let half still remain; again begin this, and thou wilt have finished.
Quote by -Marcus Aurelius
It is just charming how people boast about qualities beyond their control. For instance, ‘I am better than you because I have many estates, while you are practically starving’; or, ‘I’m a consul,’ ‘I’m a governor,’ or ‘I have fine curly hair.’
Quote by -Marcus Aurelius
How strangely men act. They will not praise those who are living at the same time and living with themselves; but to be themselves praised by posterity, by those whom they have never seen or ever will see, this they set much value on.
Quote by -Marcus Aurelius
“A cucumber is bitter.” Throw it away. “There are briars in the road.” Turn aside from them. This is enough. Do not add, “And why were such things made in the world?”
Quote by -Marcus Aurelius
Always observe how ephemeral and worthless human things are, and what was yesterday a speck of semen tomorrow will be a mummy or ashes.
Quote by -Marcus Aurelius
Under no circumstances ever say ‘I have lost something,’ only ‘I returned it.
Quote by -Marcus Aurelius
Have I been made for this, to lie under the blankets and keep myself warm?
Quote by -Marcus Aurelius
‘But I get to wear a crown of gold.’ If you have your heart set on wearing crowns, why not make one out of roses – you will look even more elegant in that.
Quote by -Marcus Aurelius
Who exactly are these people that you want to be admired by? Aren’t they the same people you are in the habit of calling crazy? And is this your life ambition, then – to win the approval of lunatics?
Quote by -Marcus Aurelius
Consider what men are when they are eating, sleeping, coupling, evacuating, and so forth. Then what kind of men they are when they are imperious and arrogant, or angry and scolding from their elevated place.
Quote by -Marcus Aurelius
How much time he saves who does not look to see what his neighbor says or does or thinks.
Quote by -Marcus Aurelius
We are going from bread and circuses to cannabis and video games to psychedelics and VR.
Quote by -Naval Ravikant
If you can’t delete an email without flinching or responding, you won’t scale.
Quote by -Naval Ravikant
Politics is sports writ large — pick a side, rally the tribe, exchange stories confirming bias, hurl insults and threats at the other side.
Quote by -Naval Ravikant
It is the mark of a charlatan to explain a simple concept in a complex way.
Quote by -Naval Ravikant
On meditation: It’s self-therapy. Instead of paying a therapist to sit there and listen to you, you’re listening to yourself.
Quote by -Naval Ravikant
We’re basically monkeys on a small rock orbiting a small backwards star in a huge galaxy, which is in an absolutely staggeringly gigantic universe, which itself may be part of a gigantic multiverse.
Quote by -Naval Ravikant
A vacation is a very expensive way to schedule the time to read a book in peace.
Quote by -Naval Ravikant
Given that the main function of universities these days is filtering and signaling, the best move is to get admitted to Stanford and then drop out.
Quote by -Naval Ravikant
People who try to look smart by pointing out obvious exceptions actually signal the opposite.
Quote by -Naval Ravikant
Develop ‘strategic incompetence’ – people won’t ask you to do things you hate to do, if you’re bad at them.
Quote by -Naval Ravikant
“My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.”
Quote by -Rodney Dangerfield
“My wife was afraid of the dark…then she saw me naked and now she’s afraid of the light.”
Quote by -Rodney Dangerfield
“I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. He told me to wear a brown tie.”
Quote by -Rodney Dangerfield
“I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous – everyone hasn’t met me yet.” –
Quote by -Rodney Dangerfield
“It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass.” –
Quote by -Rodney Dangerfield
“I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.”
Quote by -Rodney Dangerfield
“I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.” –
Quote by -Rodney Dangerfield
“This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.” –
Quote by -Rodney Dangerfield