High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless.

I hate being the heartbreaker. Hate it. If I date somebody and it doesn't work out, it's another nightmare for me.

Sometimes I get so bold and I'm so confident about what I'm doing that I actually try to be more of a dork because it's a really liberating feeling to experience what it's like to not care.

I've never been a bad boy.

You make a choice in your life, and it affects your life in all the ways, good and bad.

I can't even explain to you how terrible that feels, that I equate dating a woman with punishment, shame, guilt, disappointment, reproach, reprimand, persecution. It's a nightmare.

You get to a certain age where you prepare yourself for happiness. Sometimes you never remember to actually get happy.

I've realized you can use a fork as a spoon if you use it rapidly enough.

Who I am as a guitarist is defined by my failure to become Jimi Hendrix.

I'd like to think the best of me was still hiding up in my sleeve.

I like giving people something they don't want to miss the next time. It's a show with little twists and turns and curves. It has me being silly and stupid and compassionate and completely deep.

Ladies, if you want to know the way to my heart... good spelling and good grammar, good punctuation, capitalize only where you are supposed to capitalize, it's done.

They say stay in the lines, but there's always something better on the other side.

Everybody is just a stranger, but that's the danger in going my own way.

Sometimes it feels like my life is just one long day.

A man's got two shots for jewelry: a wedding ring and a watch. The watch is a lot easier to get on and off than a wedding ring.

I've never done anything because I thought it would look cool.

Life is like a box of crayons. Most people are the 8-color boxes, but what you're really looking for are the 64-color boxes with the sharpeners on the back. I fancy myself to be a 64-color box, though I've got a few missing.

Sometimes I wish that I was the weather, you'd bring me up in conversation forever. And when it rained, I'd be the talk of the day.

I'm not great at dealing with death, I have to say. I find death very hard: my mum, my dad, Sid Vicious. I'm not a monster; I feel it and it scares me. One death at a time, please, is all my heart will bear.

Don't accept the old order. Get rid of it.

Situationism is a ludicrous proposition. It's ill-formed and it's perfectly French. That Gallic disposition towards common sense. L'Anarchie!

You'll find that empty vessels make the most sound.

I love discordancy. It makes people ill at ease and wakes up a part of their brain that's normally asleep.