“Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Pagliacci.”
"Cheerfulness and contentment are great beautifiers, and are famous preservers of good looks."
Unknown Author
"Once for all; I knew to my sorrow, often and often, if not always, that I loved her against reason, against promise, against peace, against hope, against happiness, against all discouragement that could be."
Unknown Author
"Really, for a man who had been out of practice for so many years it was a splendid laugh!"
Unknown Author
"Nothing that we do, is done in vain. I believe, with all my soul, that we shall see triumph."
Unknown Author
"I know enough of the world now to have almost lost the capacity of being much surprised by anything"
Unknown Author
"Every idiot who goes about with a 'Merry Christmas' on his lips should be boiled with his own pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart."
Unknown Author