"If you have done terrible things, you must endure terrible things; for thus the sacred light of injustice shines bright."

"Don't Risk It, Fix It."

"The path we have chosen for the present is full of hazards, as all paths are. The cost of freedom is always high, but Americans have always paid it. And one path we shall never choose, and that is the path of surrender, or submission."

"Things do not happen. Things are made to happen."

"Jack of all trades, master of none, though often better than a master of one."

"My workplace is wherever I'm making something, which could be in a field in gold country, or in an abandoned warehouse on a military base."

"Bad spellers of the world untie!"

"Sticks and stones can only break bones; but words can shatter the soul"

"When I finally got up to Industrial Light And Magic to work on the 'Star Wars' movies as a model-maker, it felt like dying and going to heaven."

"This is the point in the show where we say, 'Oh, what else do we have in the van that's flammable?'"

"Bigger is always better."

"Firemen have the coolest toys ever!"

"I am now standing in a mixture of cooling fluid, gasoline, and cola."

"I think LEGOs are one of the best toys ever developed."

"I wouldn't say jamie is an evil genius. I'm not sure he's evil and I'm not sure he's a genius."

"I'm not gonna shoot anyone with the pellet gun... Not unless I have to!"

"Of course, I love tools. I also love arranging them, to the point where I came up with a name for my organizing metric: first-order retrievability."

"We didn't set out to be educators or even scientists, and we don't purport that what we do is real science but we're demonstrating a methodology by which one can engage and satisfy your curiosity."

"Technology is usually there to let some process go on hidden in the background. For us on 'MythBusters,' we're always trying to make the process apparent. So, we have learned to try and never rely on a technological solution when an analogue one is in front of us."

"A throne is only a bench covered with velvet."

"Greatness be nothing unless it be lasting."

"I can no longer obey; I have tasted command, and I cannot give it up."

"There is only one step from the sublime to the ridiculous."

"The word impossible is not in my dictionary."