"I'm going to have wrinkles really soon"

"To me marriage is for five or ten years"

"Men aren't necessities, they're luxuries."

"People are negative no matter what you do."

"I'm just the worst little Buddhist in town."

"I only answer to two people, myself and God."

"I wear my clothes, my clothes don't wear me."

"Words are like weapons; they wound sometimes."

"I love ghosts, I prefer ghosts to some people."

"It's a dirty job being ridiculous, but I'll do it"

"I have a belief: What belongs to you, comes to you."

"Honesty makes me feel powerful in a difficult world."

"Anyone who's a great kisser I'm always interested in."

"Don't take your toys inside just because it's raining."

"If it doesn't matter in five years, it doesn't matter."

"Life is about enjoying yourself and having a good time."

"Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable."

"The only grounds for divorce in California are marriage."

"If you can't go straight ahead, you go around the corner."

"I'm still friends with all my exes, apart from my husbands."

"I think that the longer I look good, the better gay men feel."

"Elvis was the first person in music that I really identified with."

"I am never offended when I see the drag-queens dressed up like me."

"Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended."