"Marriage is an institution, and you must be fully committed to it."

"When you look at Clark Kent when he's working at the Daily Planet, he's a reporter. He doesn't fly through the air in his glasses and his suit."

"James Bond has a license to kill, rockstars have a license to be outrageous. Rock is about grabbing people's attention."

"When you really think about it, I'm not delusional enough to think that what I do is important to life as we know it on this planet. No. But neither is what you do."

"The best you can do is set your kids on the right track; staying on it without falling is up to the kids."

"Sugar-free ice pops are an invention of God. They hardly have any calories since they're mostly water. I eat about 15 pops every two days."

"Women are from Mars, men have a penis"

"The biggest financial pitfall in life is divorce. And the biggest reason for divorce is marriage."

"Happy new year everbody! And remember: be kind to eachother."

"The Beatles weren't like any other band. Everybody in the band sang, which is why you knew everybody in the band."

"The sad thing is most people have to check with someone before they do the things that make them happy. We're all passing through; the least we can do is be happy, and the only way to do that is by being selfish."

"Life is too short to have anything but delusional notions about yourself."

"Television and comic books are, and continue to be, probably the biggest influence in my life. It's the biggest influence on everybody's life."

"If someone likes you, they'll buy what you're selling, whether or not they need it."

"Personally I support 14,000 kids in Zambia - I feed and clothe them - but I don't hold press conferences about it. I don't do it so you'll think what a nice person I am; it's private."

"I worship scones and danishes. If I never had another meal, I wouldn't care as long as I could eat pastries and jelly doughnuts."

"People who are the salt of the earth get up and go to a job that they hate."

"It's in the history books, the Holocaust. It's just a phrase. And the truth is it happened yesterday. It happened to my mother. I never met my grandmothers or my grandfathers. They were all wiped up in the gas chambers of Nazi Germany."

"Men want success and sex. Women want everything."

"I wanted to be in a band that gave bang for the buck. I wanted to be in the band who didn't look like a bunch of guys who, you know, should be in a library studying for their finals."

"The root of all evil isn't money; rather, it's not having enough money."

"I was never interested in being a rock star. I always wanted to be Boris Karloff."

"Kiss is a Fourth of July fireworks show with a backbeat."

"I'm fascinated with myself and love hearing the sound of my own voice. I'd like to hear what I have to say. A lot of people don't like being alone because they truly don't like themselves, but I love me."