"Filling a need is not merely good business; it's a basic attitude towards life. If you see a need, do whatever you can to meet that need."

"As an entrepreneur, don't follow the crowd; let them follow you."

"In your business or in your close relationships, if you want people to perform Herculean feats on your behalf, they must know that you care about them."

"The best entrepreneurs have found a way to serve others and as a result discover their greatest fulfillment."

"To succeed in business, you need somebody in your corner who cares enough to challenge you and is courageous enough to tell you the truth, especially when the pressure is on."

"Without appreciation and respect for other people, true leadership becomes ineffective, if not impossible."

"Nobody can do everything well, so learn how to delegate responsibility to other winners and then hold them accountable for their decisions."

"To be successful in life, you must get in the habit of turning negatives into positives."

"Many people fail not so much because of their mistakes; they fail because they are afraid to try."

"Don't be afraid to employ people who will force you out of your comfort zone."

"They'll take everything, even your tears."

"Religion is just mind control."

"Would a fly without wings be called a walk?"

"Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?"

"Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you in school, life gets really simple."

"I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed."

"Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers?"

"I was thinking about how people seem to read the bible a lot more as they get older, and then it dawned on me—they’re cramming for their final exam."

"The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions."

"You show me a lazy prick who's lying in bed all day, watching TV, only occasionally getting up to piss, and I'll show you a guy who's not causing any trouble."

"So, have a little fun. Soon enough you'll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family."

"Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit."

"I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck."

"The Christians gave Him Sunday, the Jews gave Him Saturday, and the Muslims gave Him Friday. God has a three-day weekend."