When I met Judd Apatow, he told me I should start writing screenplays. They'd be really bad at first, but the more I did it, the better I'd get.

When you move to L.A. or New York, it's easy to get a little lost and forget your original goal.

I kind of romanticized what it was like to be a writer and director when I was in my early twenties. Working as a production assistant knocked that right out of me.

I was a production assistant in the post department on 'The Surreal Life.' And it's been reported before that I was an assistant editor on 'The Surreal Life.' That is not true.

'Vanity Fair' did this grid thing a couple years ago, connecting people who've worked together, and I had the most branches on it or whatever, because I'd worked with so-and-so and so-and-so worked with so-and-so, and I was kind of in the middle.

I grew up in a total Pink Floyd house.

I never resented anybody for being successful.

I love comedy, but it's dramas that stick with me.

At the beginning of each week at 'Saturday Night Live,' we have a full cast meeting where Lorne Michaels introduces the upcoming host.

I had a small part in 'Pineapple Express.'

The first time I met James Franco, he was dressed like James Dean. He was James Dean, literally, filming a biopic.

Paul Rudd is a huge 'Hot Rod' fan.

It is funny that people always assume you have a bigger part in a movie than you actually do. I remember a lot of people thought 'Adventureland' starred me and Kristen Wiig. But we were like, 'No, we're only in the movie for like ten minutes!'

You can be the lead in a movie just for the sake of being a lead in a movie, or you can just be in a good movie.

When you're at your absolute, most exhausted... That's when you have to be at the top of your game.

My mom, dad, grandparents, we all do voices.

Jason Sudeikis is always chewing gum.

It doesn't occur to me that I don't drive a cool car until I hang out with Jon Hamm, who picks me up in what looks like a Transformer, and I think, 'Oh, that's what movie stars are driving. I guess I'm not a movie star.'

For our anniversary, my wife and I went to see Godzilla, and then we ate at Barnyard Venice, and it was like, 'We are crazy! The Kardashians have to keep up with us!'

My life is different since I moved back to L.A. from New York, mostly because I have a family and I don't go out.

Turns out typecasting is a real thing.

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!'

My wife is the sweetest, most even-keeled person ever. A mood swing to her is like, 'Oh, I'm uncomfortable.'

To be honest, I watch way more dramatic films when I'm chilling at home. I think when you work in comedy, you just want something different in your private life. Makes you feel balanced, I guess.