I loved fairy tales growing up.

I think it's so important to be healthy and confident and natural. And not put too much stress on trying to be thin - I don't get the thin, thin thing at all.

I love singing so much. As a kid, that was what I wanted to do.

The greatest thing is that usually the auditions you think are bad are the ones you get.

It's pretty disabling sometimes, the terror of not living up. My expectations are the worst.

I saw this cool interview with Amy Adams from when she did 'Enchanted' and played a princess, and when kids came up to her with no make-up and ripped jeans on, she said, 'I'm off duty. I'm an off-duty princess', and I thought that was quite sweet.

I'm a real hoarder.

With corsets, it's interesting when you put them on, realizing that's what women actually wore. They're just so constricting.

There are other things I want to focus on rather than staying in shape.

As an actor, you get a bit itchy to do something entirely different.

I feel like, sometimes, characters that are just good and nice can seem boring or uninteresting.

I remember meeting the princesses at Disney World and getting their autographs.

No one looks twice at me when they're around, and 'Cinderella' has made no difference. And I know that isn't going to change.

I thought it'd be interesting to play an off-centre character who doesn't have to be pretty.

It's weird when you get roles that coincide with your life.

I loved learning to fight and kill zombies.

I love London, but I love traveling, and I don't think I'll be here forever. Possibly, I'd like to move to New York and do a play in New York.

I Googled myself, and I saw some nice things and some not-so-nice things. I've learned that that stuff isn't real, and it doesn't exist unless you look at it.

You know that scene in 'Runaway Bride' when Julia Roberts puts on the amazing wedding dress and looks at herself in the mirror and goes, 'Swish, swish'? I loved that moment so much when I was a little girl.

It's weird, the idea of someone else playing my dad, but weirdly nice.

A guy playing pool in a pub once said to me that they should put me on the telly. It went in one ear and out the other. But then I started thinking about it. I wondered how it all worked, did you have to be best mates with someone at the BBC who you went to uni with in Oxford?

I would like to one day write a nice big novel and enjoy writing it and people enjoy reading it but I cannae be bothered or I don't have any ideas that would fill up a big book like that.

Some people don't seem to be able to distinguish between humour and what you really feel. They forget that there's a difference between what's real and what's a fantasy or joke.

My maw died when I was 20. You tune into the radio or the telly and life goes on. Things keep on happening. The world doesnae stop.

I would rather there's somebody who is just a wee bit down in the dumps believing that they've got depression and going to the doctor and getting it checked out, than not, I'd rather that everybody was given the benefit of the doubt.

I've always had something a wee bit up with me, but I think it's some kind of learning difficulty. It's always been something.

When I was wee, in the middle of the summer, the big field behind the shops would be filled with dry grass and I'd get a box of matches. You chuck one match on that and the whole thing goes up in flames. Twitter's a bit like that. You can just say one thing and it explodes from there.

The very first time I did stand-up, that was terrifying.

I think trolling is a sort of art form, a bit of a craft.

I don't want Scotland to be more important than England. There's just a cancer of low self-esteem in Scotland and a general feeling that if we were to break away it would be game over and we would be bankrupt. If that is the case then that's exactly what we should do. Why are we, a country that would be bankrupt, leaching off another one?

With my upbringing and where I grew up, people slagged people. If you slagged them, they'd slag you back... I know it pales in comparison to genuine issues that people have got, but I've had people slagging my stuff off on my blog and my website for years.

One thing I like to do is visit technical forums and ask for help regarding an entirely fictitious problem I'm having with my software. When I receive help, I say, 'Nope. Didn't work.' If they guide me to a button to click, I say, 'Nope. Can't see it.' Sometimes I just reply with nothing but 'Nope,' and it drives them up the wall.

I like some of my stuff not to be particularly funny. It's supposed to be amusing, entertaining or thought-provoking, like a curiosity. If you put it on in front of 500 people in the Odeon they wouldn't laugh. They shouldn't laugh.

I've been told to 'man up' after talking about depression on Twitter. Man up means 'be strong because that's what a man is.' And they don't just mean physical strength, they mean emotional strength. What, because men get into fights or go to wars to fight? It should be 'woman up.'

Once you get it in your head you're finished with something, to go back, it hurts.

I love 'The Twilight Zone,' the original black and white ones with Rod Serling's wee bit at the beginning.

There are so many different ways of making people laugh and sometimes you sit down to watch something that everyone says is hilarious and within a couple of minutes you realise its comedy that isn't for you.

The word 'cult' is almost a nice way of saying a lot of people hate you, or have never heard of you. It means someone can come up to me in the street who's really into my stuff, who's seen everything I've done, but the guy standing beside them has no idea who I am. Even in Glasgow. I think that's cult.

Me, you could stick me in solitary confinement for 100 years and I'd be fine.

Actually, I just want to entertain people. Put that in my obituary, a final picture, all dark in the background.

I think most people like a bit of freedom and hearing things that they might not agree with, rather than just having everybody shutting their mouths.

No, I don't think I'll ever get any stalkers, as I'm the stalker type myself.

I mean, maybe I'm alternative in that my stuff's not mainstream, doesn't want to be mainstream, could never be mainstream.

There's nothing quite like sitting watching the telly on a Saturday night. It has such a nice, homely feel.

There have been occasions when some people have taken me very seriously.

You can get too involved with all the wee things in life, but the most important thing is you're alive and well.

I'm quite a hermit.

I'm not a mad genius or anything, but I'm just constantly driven to make things up, but I wonder who I'm doing all this for?

I love saying terrible things. Things that I think are terrible and I've gotten in to trouble in the past - just hearing it come out of my mouth or seeing it typed and seeing it out there - something terrible that in real life isn't funny.

I'm genuine! I've not got some dark, shadowy corporation behind me pulling the strings.