I'm an Archie Bunker sexist.

We all know women should have the right to vote. There are a handful of women who actually pay tax, and we need to leave the option of voting open to them.

I remember, when I was a kid, I was a class clown, and I got into a lot of trouble for it, and I had to be put in a special class. Back in the eighties, in Nepean, Ontario, they just had a class for anyone they didn't want around. It was sort of like school jail.

Every piece of advice my dad has ever given me has been terrible.

Wasn't the Treaty of Versailles, wasn't that disproportionately influenced by Jewish intellectuals? Don't get me wrong. I'm not pro-Holocaust.

I make commercials for a living; half of it gets thrown in the garbage, and I pitch TV; half of those shows get thrown in the garbage, so I essentially work for the garbage.

I am a socially liberal libertarian who is not for open borders.

I think that being a housewife is the most noble profession there is.

I planted trees for five years in the middle of nowhere, but a lot of Canadian college students do that for money. You go out in the forest for a summer and plant trees. You get, like, eight cents a tree, but it adds up.

There's parts of Sydney totally indistinguishable from West London. It's exactly the same - the sense of capitulation, discouraging assimilation.

For most Democrats, politics is sports to them because they have no stakes because they don't pay tax.

Once anyone who has a sense of humor can do what they want, they want to do funny bits as much as possible.

I don't even see it as disputable that any other culture is in the same league as the West - that's why everyone wants to emigrate here: because we're simply better.

I wish the Israelis would embrace Christianity and Trump more. Love your wall. Love Trump's wall. It's very clear where I stand.

The mainstream media disconnect has created a vacuum where real Americans are left thirsting for straightforward and honest commentary about the real America they see every day.

No offense, Nazis, I don't want to hurt your feelings, but I don't like you. I like Jews.

I'm not a snob. I like ghetto rap and punk rock and all that stuff.

I started this gang called the Proud Boys.

When a black person gets money, becomes a successful - say, billionaire - first thing they do is move out of the black community. They just don't move out to be safer or move out to get a better house. They cut the cord.

When I was a rebellious teenager, I wanted minimum government and maximum freedom, which is really just maximum fun. Somewhere down the road, that went from being a liberal thing to being a conservative thing.

There is an incentive to be a victim. It is cool to be a victim.

The only people who live in Brooklyn are people who can't afford the East Village.

Any divorce is going to suck.

I feel like the government is more evil than most corporations.

I'm just a Trump supporter who is fiscally conservative, socially liberal, and refuses to kowtow to the PC Left and their silly fads.

Not one woman had any reason to vote for Hillary besides that she is a woman. They all wanted to vote for her... but didn't know why.

When you say, 'Boys will be boys and girls will be girls; they're all the same' - no. Women are more vulnerable.

Fighting is fun - fighting solves everything.

After being a born-again punk rocker for about ten years, the whole thing started falling apart. American hardcore had become Californians in baggy shorts making jokes about being white trash, and British punk had morphed into dogmatic crusties yelling at everyone about everything.

I was always obsessed with music.

I don't travel very well: people get on my nerves.

Trump is a turning point in America's history; everything's fun now. In fact, my only fear is dying from 'winning exhaustion.'

Trump personifies this sort of freedom to get back to: not literally making America great again but making America proud of its greatness again.

Having kids is the best thing that ever happened to me.

Bow Wow Wow were one of the few punk bands who weren't afraid to embrace pop.

My problem with the alt-right is it rules out Wayne Dupree.

Cory Booker grew up rich in an all-white suburb. He's basically a white guy. His parents were very wealthy executives at IBM.

We beat Nazis in an hour and a half with less money than it took to build the Obamacare website.

We can't have the DNC deciding how big companies behave. That's called fascism.

I like the idea of getting money from corporations to do funny bits as long as they don't meddle.

After moving from Montreal (where French vs.English is the only conflict) to New York (where everyone is obsessed with race) it was impossible to ignore how intellectually lazy and knee-jerk people are when it comes to any mention of ethnicity.

Here in America, money is something everyone can have, and because Trump poured cement with blue collars when he was a young man, he knows the vernacular; he speaks that language. In fact, he was probably much more comfortable with them than he is with the aristocrats, who are his financial peers.

Conservatism is the new counterculture.

Your first kid, you're so scared that they're going to die that you sneak into their room, and you put your finger under their nose to feel breath. And the second kid, you might check in on them once in a while to make sure they're OK.

Here's an important thing about all storytelling that young people, especially Millennials, don't understand - you need a third act.

The whole reason that InfoWars was shut down was because the DNC saw him as a threat. The whole reason me and the Proud Boys were shut down is because the DNC hated our millennial appeal.

In the matriarchy, which happens in a little microcosm across the blogosphere, we have these mini 'women in control' societies. And what I've noticed... is, under the guise of empowering women, they end up being real cruel. And I think, 'Jeez, here in my patriarchy, we wouldn't do that.'

I have a million funny ideas for sketches, but I don't want to spend tens of thousands of dollars shooting them.

My goal is to show people that conservatives are funny. In fact, we're the rebels: we're 'Animal House.'

I was an anarchist punk, and I think, in many ways, I still am.