I don't fight people for fun.

I won't deny a song or a melody. I can't deny it.

Directing a movie is serious, it's not a joke.

Directing a film is a lot of work.

I want to make timeless movies.

I'm a real director.

People evolve and grow, and life is fascinating and fun and tragic.

I'm obsessed by film. I'm obsessed with music and producing and making things happen.

I'm my own salesman. I can't let anybody do anything for me.

To walk around with an ego is a bad thing. To have confidence in yourself is a great thing.

I made a lot mistakes that I'm grateful for, because I won't make them again and I won't let my artists make them, or I'll tell them, 'Don't do this.' A lot of them still make them anyway, but you can't be told things when you're doing your own thing.

I usually find several ways to express myself: different moods, different days, different voices, different things, 'I'm lighthearted today, I'm gonna do this.'

I have always been Fred Durst and I've always been me.

I do think that some bands seem to be dabbling in the rock-hip-hop world and are not necessarily serious about it.

I love collaborating.

Once you get in a position where your rent is taken care of and you do have a job, you really get to deal with yourself and really become one with yourself. And you wake to your mind every day. That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain.

I did a show called 'Lois & Clark' - it was about Superman - years ago. They wanted someone to play the president of the United States. The plot was the president got kidnapped by a group, and they made a clone of him, who was very irresponsible and silly.

When we need a policeman, God bless 'em, they're there. But, if you're in the wrong place at the wrong time, everything seems suspicious.

I think my wife saw a picture of the rock group Journey, and they're kind of aging, and the one guy had dyed blonde hair with black roots, and... my idea was to get a little earring, I wanted to have a dangling earring.

I've never crossed over to be a big star. I'd like to be in a big $100 million movie, though. 'Cause I was in an 'Austin Powers,' I think I had two lines, and every once in a while, I get a check, a really nice check, for that movie.

My father passed away when I was 12, so it was very difficult. But I was always the class clown. I don't know why - maybe as an escape. But then I was sent away to military prep school.

I never think I'm old enough to play someone's dad, even though I have a daughter of my own and a grandson.

In most cities, it doesn't cost much to put your own show on a local access channel, so you get all sorts of strange stuff on the air.

I just admire everybody and sit in awe and watch them.

It scared me to death to think about improv, but I got hired for a year at Second City in Chicago, which made me nervous, but I found I could improvise. Then I was in a group called the Ace Trucking Company, which we'd do, like, a half hour set of material, then open up for improvisation.

I guess it's from going to Virginia Military Institute. I'm a good person to follow orders.

Cleveland is my hometown, and the Indians have a narrow but rich history.

It's such a pleasure to work in these movies, it's almost like it's not really happening.

I saw the 'Wizard of Oz' recently and realized that, all my life, I thought they were real monkeys with wings. That's how scary that movie was for me.

I have a guy who does my hair. He's a car nut. And he was taking motorcycle lessons. And, what was my point?

As an actor, and as you get to a certain level... and it's pilot season and you read the trades, you could have a nervous breakdown. 'So-and-so's signed for a pilot. Why aren't I?'

I've found over the years that for some reason, people either are big fans and have to use me, or they don't quite understand what I'm doing.

My first improv was Second City in Chicago. Before that, I worked at - with a partner, doing comedy sketches.

Bob Balaban is so perfect that the first movie I did with him, I couldn't talk to him because I was so intimidated by him.

The 'Tim And Eric' experience was very strange.

I once was in a project. They were going to do a remake. Somebody started a rumor I wanted more money. I said, 'This is ridiculous. I'd kill for this project!'

Suddenly you're like a pirate, you're 65 years old and you've got an earring.

Looking back, I was a very good kid, very studious and all. But I would always come out with a quip - and I was sent to the principal's office several times.

I love San Francisco!

Martin Landau in 'Crimes and Misdemeanors' - he gave me chills.

There's this whole underground world of amateur television production.

When you think about accountants, who would want to be an accountant? But, what would we do without accountants? Whether it's soldiers or garbage men or doctors, everyone has the thing that they love.

I like to play the guy that has no self-awareness.

It's more fun in a way to do ensemble scenes, where you know your background, you know the scene, but you can't prepare because someone else is going to say something that is going to lead you off.

Someone I've always admired is Catherine O'Hara... I think she's one of the best actresses in the country, not only comedy. I just think she's just a step aside from everybody, she's just wonderful.

I don't know why my lines that were cut from the film didn't make it onto the DVD. I have offered to go into the editing room with Christopher and work shoulder to shoulder with him to fit all my lines in. I think he thinks I'm kidding. I'm only trying to help.

God bless Chris Guest... and I mean it sincerely.

There's different kinds of improv. There's Second City improv where you try to slowly build a nice sketch. There's stuff you do in college coffee houses where you just go joke, joke, joke. Bring another funny character with a funny hat on his head. Christopher Guest is more the line of trying to get a story out.

Christopher Guest, he'll call and say, 'We're doing this movie, and I'd like you to play _' and he gives you the character, then I always like to enlarge on the character.

That's always a funny thing, when people think they're known for every little thing they ever did, and they're really not.